Irregardless its not unpossible that this reply will make you feel better. Like, alot better. Litreally alot better.

I see you and I hear you.

It’s not the word I would use either. Or “fun” for that matter. But I feel like that’s what Lena has written in her LiveJournal bio.

Talk to me when you’ve had to change yourself and the baby at the same time in there, Olivia. No wait - talk to me when you are traveling across the country alone with two small children who are deathly afraid of airplane toilets but have to poop.

Yes. It was Lena Dunham.

...So am I to assume that a eight year old got hold of Lena Dunham’s phone?

I am exactly like Anna, i give myself an award every time i cook

Dang. Now I’m going to have to return that Sodastream I got Wiz for his birthday.

This guy needs to make like a tree and get Dutch Elm disease.

Those Les Merveilleuses items are beautiful. I want to have them just to display them!

My initial reaction to the use of “schadenfreude” here:

My running buddy is a) super hot and b) currently unemployed. I keep threatening to hire him as my cabana boy. I will need this caftan for that day.

So you lambaste these (obviously stupid) writers for not asking black people what the word means, over and over again, saying the problem starts when they decided to ask “two white women,” and saying, “Neither woman seemed to bother asking a single black person about what the word means.” But then, it’s a tangent…

Maybe the word is too powerful to permit explanation.

mah cuhluhs are bluush and baashful!

You need to get your Les Merveilleuses by Laduree on. E.g.:

If that leopard print top came with the boob lift I need in order to wear it, I’d totally buy it.

Gummy LifeSavers?

Strangely, I wanted the intaglio set when I first saw the photo, because I thought they were pressed powders.