That seems like an appropriate charge. Now, let’s just hope that they put her in the appropriate (i.e. women’s) facility, if jail ends up being where she goes.

lol. What about fennel jerky, which I saw at the farmer’s market on Saturday? gross.

I’ve been toying with the idea of “gladenfreude”, where I try to find vicarious joy in other people’s good fortune. But that can wait until tomorrow. For tonight, my friends, we freude the schaden. (I mean, if I can barge in?)

It’s a great night for schadenfreude.

Kara, who wrote a long article about how she hates Ed Sheeran?

I feel like if this is your definition of “trying too hard”, your definition of “not trying too hard” must border on comatose.

Lime Fiasco is a cool band name.

I think I can speak for Yoko by saying:

We’re called gingers, and we”re not a myth, we’re real!

Is it passive aggression, anger, ironic anger, sarcasm, or any combo thereof that Kara is serving Sheeren? And...why?

Me, to my 4 year old: “Peanut butter.”

4 year old: “Why? WAIT. YES.”

Now we’re eating a spoonful of peanut butter each. Good lookin’ out, Yoko.

People should never tell you who they think you look like.

*whispers* dementia

I DON”T HAVE ANYONE TO WHISPER TO YOKO ONO! What now? Huh?

Celebrities talking about Uber is the new celebrities kvetching about airlines.

Sure, and that’s a great thing to start doing, maybe around jr high. These kids are in elementary school, ffs. I am usually firmly in the “we need to stop babying kids so goddamn much” but this is pretty ridiculous. Did he also tear down all the finger paintings off of the fridge? Like, I see the homage to Jackson…

You don’t need to remind most kids on a sports team of that. The ones who aren’t very good are acutely aware of it.