One word: taser.

Holy shit, NO. I am a mother of many, and THATZ NOT OK. Jesus, people.

Oh, she really loves angels and wings. That’s why she wants the wing and the feather so bad.

That’s fucking ridiculous! I’m sorry that happened to you!

I’m so sorry for your loss. From the pics though she seemed to have a hell of a life. Lots of internet hugs to you.

What. The. Fuck. That is just beyond.

You know what’s awkward? Having an acquaintances 6 year old grab at my charm bracelet and then relentlessly beg me for two of the charms off of it.

My dog, Princess Trudy, died this afternoon. I’m overwhelmed with emotion, but amazed at the love outpouring from family and friends. She was 16 1/2, and had a great life.

That’s the worst. I bought a beautiful, beautiful graduated-color pale-to-midnight-blue scoop-neck long-sleeve tee from some designer featured on Gilt Groupe a few years ago, in a linen/pima cotton mix. I ordered it with full confidence, having always had great experiences with anything I ordered from there. Wore it…

“WELL MY MOM SAYS I’M CUTE, SO SCREW YOU, ASSHOLE.”

Roller derby is the best! The ladies who compete are badass and fierce. Not surprised at all to hear that they are heroes too.

Her nickname and this story warm my heart.

It was hilarious listening to the nice news anchor saying “Ida B. ChoAzz” the other night.

Oh Lena, that’s a bad thing, dear.

I think Lena’s seminar is called Narcissism 101.

I mean, I haven’t seen it on an asshole, so I feel like that’s not a fair judgment for me to make. But most likely, yes.

Advanced.

it’s...a cosmetic? fuck me sideways though, i have no idea where this cosmetic goes. like...it could be an asshole prettifier for all i know. does sephora do that these days?

A white box with green felt inside? What the hell is the purpose of this? Inquiring minds need to know!