Mother’s Day is coming up. Let your kids read this and have them order the mug! They need to know how lucky they are to have born to a mother with a brain.

40 isn’t old to be having a child. This lady is a whole different story.

Yeah, I was thinking Coachella attendees trying for Woodstock aesthetic - like Woodstock was something people dressed for.

Either way, she’s a fucking idiot. I’m evil. I was enjoying her choking on the water - because she’s stupid.

I haven’t tried that approach. Maybe tomorrow . . . :)

I was hoping she was using it sarcastically.

My daughter’s mantra is “I know”. When a teenager starts in on how I don’t know shit I explain I knew lots of things - then I had kids and lost all my brain cells.

Every top I sleep in has cat holes in it. I love this cat but he hates his nails being trimmed so he gets wrapped in a towel like a burrito; he growls at me the whole time and almost bit my face once; gets huffy with me afterwards for about 5 minutes then hops on my lap for cuddles. Silly creatures.

Yes! One of ours does this - but only to me. He’ll stretch full body over mine, lovingly put his paws on my face and go to sleep, waits until I’ve settled down, then starts with the claws. He’s so hurt when I scream and kick him off. @@

My dog’s list isn’t as impressive. She’s eaten a garden hose (the whole thing), 2 swimming pool tarps, a grill tarp, the obligatory cat poop (only after fully coated in litter), 4 chicken breasts (bone-in of course) one day, another 4 the next day (I thought I was going crazy and hadn’t made the chicken the first…

Thank God . . . I was afraid we’d have to battle to the death over this .

I dunno. Kourtney & Scott make some damn cute babies - though the pix I looked up to see little Ioni are adorable!

All hail the Hypnotoad!

Great presence, having fun, relatable lyrics and HELLA talent on vocals and instruments.

Join the rest of us that like ‘mom rock’ or whatever they call it these days. I’ve seen him live a bunch of times - and loved every single one of them because he seems to really enjoy performing (especially 3 am)

You sure it’s a lizard?

She missed the best part about linking to The Daily Mail - Suri's super cute jeans.

You, too, are a fantastic person! I feel like I'm not doing enough by buying extra food and putting it in the food bank bin sometimes but I do what I can.

Since I don't know her, I'll go with Timberlake too. :)