Hey, me too. At least one of the guys got out of the game. Even though I knew Omar was going to die, I still gasped and got pissed off when it happened. My eldest son never watched it so he was shaking his head at my over-the-top reaction. You have to watch that show to get how great these actors are.

I believe Stine was definitely mocking Bitcoin. Also loved Ms. Sidibe's tweet. She mirrors my confusion. Dax Shepard makes me smile. He seems real.

Your dad's a fantastic person!

I'll donate $10 for your travel fund or gift registry because I like your user name & avatar. I know, simply know, you'll do the same for me this summer because I didn't get the frequent flyer miles in my divorce and would like to visit my sister in Hawaii - haven't seen her in years and she's getting on in years…

Baby Mumbles - more hair than Cousin It but in a ponytail.

But does anyone really want to see that much of her? Sheesh, I'd save that stuff for my ob/gyn.

She needs shampoo first.

That's a pain, isn't it? I can have about half a latte without everything in my body exploding but that's it. I need Lactaid or I can't have a shake or any other dairy.

I feel ya. depression sucks.

Whoa, the utter and complete nerve of this guy . . . he gives asshole a new meaning.

My cat is a dick.

I'll give you my credit card info and address later tonight - if I can find my wallet. Hopefully your elixir can cure short term memory loss too.

Spencer looks pretty happy and full of energy. I'm going with this little guy.

Dammit, I'm using the amethyst for freaking calm, patience and peace. You can see it working, can't you? RIGHT? Now I have to deal with knowing I failed at crystaling????

You're a horrible person for wishing your kid was normal

Oops, I forgot that crystals can cure things like that (I'm clutching my amethyst crystals as I type.)

Aha! Never thought of that.

You truly are a magnificent person! (said all my voices)

I've found that eating a full pint of Ben & Jerry's Half-Baked cures depression. It's a short term cure but it does work. Unless you're lactose intolerant and forget to take Lactaid - then it's not so much a cure but a purge of all bodily fluids and feelings.

Can we, as a society, just admit there isn't a fantastic, new, magic diet that will "fix" everything?