Yes! Fabulous look for you and no freaking horizontal stripes. These take your eyes to the right places and looks flattering. I don't know why all stripes are horizontal these days. It makes me look wider than I already am.

One of my favorite South Park episodes - second only to Cartman Gets an Anal Probe. :)

I didn't bother replying to the troll because it was so stupid but thanks for trying to explain things to it.

I would like the chip you described - no pets, unicorns, cars, reading glasses, underwear or dinosaurs mentioned - just one that could track my special needs child should he elope.

Yeah, my ex-husband used to get frisky when I was in sweats. Divorce was about his lying and cheating, btw - nothing to do with the sweats.

Geez, that's scary. It's not a moral issue for me when it comes to keeping track of the escape artist known as my son.

I never said anything about neurotypical children. I explained my concerns for my son with Autism and eloping that is common with this disorder. I wouldn't want to chip my other children for that reason. They don't need it.

I understand your (and your wife's) perspective. I'm not advocating surgery. I'm saying that if it was as simple as chipping your pets, I'd go for it. Yeah, I know it's not (that's covered in the article) but I read entirely too much sci-fi and think scientists will get there.

Yeah I get that: "I would like scientists to develop a chip that would find my child - presumably alive. " Thank you and many others for pointing it out.

I've explained to you about my concerns and thoughts about developing a GPS chip. You want a fight, go elsewhere.

I'd imagine in a large portion of these cases we're dealing with children who have special needs.

Ha! Good one!

Yeah, it's hard when you have a child or adult who can't communicate fully if they're lost or just wander off.

Wait, you'd have a problem with this??

You know, you're right. Dead/lost children and pets are always identifiable by descriptions - decomp doesn't exist and everyone files a missing persons/pet report.

They can tell you if they find your kid's body. That's kinda important to parents.

I have a son with autism. Believe me, I've wondered why they can chip my cats & dog but can't place a chip between my kid's shoulders too. It seems drastic until the kid decides to elope from school one day and you're on the phone with 911 etc crying because no one can find the little monster.

His (Robert Durst)picture has been really creeping me out. Dead, shark eyed mf.

So hey like a chump, like a chump, like a chump I listened to a few seconds of that one. I don't know what I've done to you but I apologize.

True story: I've never listened to Durst or Limp Bizkit until just now. I feel . . . shit, I don't know how I feel except like you owe me something. Maybe you can help pay my medical bills from the trauma or something . . .