At this moment I have one part mostly in place and I am honestly thinking that the next bright idea that I have should be met with people coming to put me in a burlap bag and beating said idea right on out of me.

Everyone, go back and watch the video again. This time, instead of focusing on the hilarious and intentional devil’s horns that Harry is making, watch Melania’s face posing hard for the cameras.

Get that useless ass Melania out of my city and out of my country. We don’t want her here. And of all the events she could have travelled for, the American Invictus athletes deserve a representative that is a hundred times better. At minimum, someone who has held a legitimate job, has integrity, values freedom and…

Melania’s husband repeatedly perved and practically stalked Harry’s mother as well as bragged about having the ability to fuck Princess Diana before and after her death.

He was just confused. He was expecting Metallica, not Melania.

Normally I assume people are reading way too much into stuff, but one of my younger brothers looks a lot like Prince Harry (has been told by strangers he should get a job impersonating him, etc.) and this is the EXACT facial expression he makes when he’s doing something secretly rascally and thinks he’s getting away…

Then why did it back away from her like a battered spouse with PTSD?

Horse should have done this:

Yes it would INFINITY.

So in other words, if it doesn’t hurt the animal *that* much, it’s OK to beat an animal out of spoiled frustration?

And among horse people, hunter/jumpers are the worst. Worse than the dressage people although not as pretentious.

And given that she’s an heiress, she’s probably been doing this horse bullshit for many years. Imagine having done something since you were a child and being 36 years old and still being shit at it.

The dumbest take.

“Oh sure, but when Courtney Love kicks horse, everyone’s all cool with it.”

It backed away from her, like it knew a hit was coming meaning this is normal for this horse.

Is it just me or does that horse look like it knows exactly what’s coming? Almost like it’s learned lots of painful lessons in the past.

The horse handled it with equinimity, one would say.

This is nowhere near as uncommon as you’d probably like to believe. Most people just don’t try to do it in public.

“In more civilized times we would have shot the horse on the spot.” - Sir Matthieu Q. H. M. S. Cunderdundle, Esq.

It behooves me to say that I’d like to kick heiress’ ass.