I learned that they don’t take out the busted kidney from a comment on a blog site I just read right now.

My old hair dresser before I moved owns her salon. She donated a kidney to the husband of one of her employees who she didn’t even know that well because they were having trouble finding a match and the husband was dying. She also ran the Boston marathon for charity...twice (she didn’t finish the first time due to the…

Yeah! It looks like this.

“I think I can understand his intentions: he wanted a blood sample from the reserve officer to establish that he wasn’t in any way inebriated while driving that big truck.”

To cover their asses over a potential unwarranted high speed chase; blame the victim, not themselves.

Trump has yet to accept Mexico’s offer of help to the Houston flood victims.

Trump’s outfit is fine. Melania’s choice in footwear is the opposite of fine. For reference, here’s Obama in his disaster surveying gear. Of all the things he’s done related to Harvey, his choice of clothes is far and away the least offensive.

We’ve reached the point where it would be less insulting if they just didn’t go at all.

Texas has just been hit with one natural disaster. They don’t need another.

Tiny houses are upper middle class poverty fantasies. Same with “open concept” floor plans. You want to live in a small house and “do with less” ? Do it while making poverty wages 

I read the headline to my kid. Her response? “I’MMA GO FIGHT SOMEONE.”

Amelia was huge, and great. She stayed at Trump towers, loved it. It was all we talked about. I wanted to know more about air travel, she insisted we talk about Trump towers. Big supporter, great human, fantastic body, a delight. A real American treasure...not like that Rosie O’pigface. She’s disgusting, can’t stand…

You just *know* that the studio really wants a white guy. And that all this “we can’t find a guy after 2000 auditions” is just cover for when they announce that Aladdin will be played by Hugh Jackman.

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

Maybe in Japan things like facts still matter, but we’re making America great one ridiculous rumor at a time!

Because grey or greyed-out tones are fun and interesting and different! BUT they’re also a lot easier to work with, makeup- and wardrobe-wise than, like, flaming bright magenta or lime green. Also I find greyish blues and purples have a pretty manageable and non-horrifying fading process in between dye-jobs.