If it’s a joke I missed it. If not: Andrew Jackson is on the $20 bill, at some point after 2020* he’ll be replaced by Harriet Tubman.

“Nobody knew reclassifying a race of humans from property to people could be so complicated.”

I volunteer to share a cell with Kate McKinnon. :D :D <3 :D

They keep attacking Hillary because she won the popular vote, and because Putin actively interfered with the election. Trump’s presidency is invalid.

This isn’t sarcasm, I mean it!

Ooooh, that would be an awesome protest mechanism. Just go and start laughing at them at everything. All of them. All the time.

The sad truth is that most Americans are utterly ignorant of the actual history of the United States. It’s taught with some horrendous textbooks that value memorizing dates and the adoration of cardboard figure versions of actual historical figures, in many areas of the country (cough**the south**cough) it’s taught in…

Andrew Jackson was responsible for the Trail of Tears....He was a repulsive man and a horrible president.

She won the popular vote by almost three million votes. She has every right to go out there and rub it in everyone’s faces that somehow shithead’s the one in the White House.

I’d like to hear that joke delivered by Stephen Colbert.

I’ve been to The Hermitage twice. They try to make history prettier than it is, but you get the impression that he was a bad, and angry, hombre. No southern accent can cover up that much dickishness.

I’m guessing that Trump gets all of his Civil War history from Jeff Sessions.

I see Sessions as more Gollum and less Keebler Elf.

I watched her speak today. She looked poised, made self-deprecating jokes, referenced facts, and used words above a 3rd grade reading level.

Trump characterized him as having a big heart while historians characterize him as “a miserable genocidal son of a bitch” and “ a better man than Trump but I mean c’mon”

He also caused one of the worst economic crisis the country had seen up until that point. He was a racist asshole who was also really, really bad at his job, which is why 45 relates to him so much.

Laughing at Jeff Sessions is my favorite new American pastime.

I’m not 100% sure that Donald Trump realizes that slavery was actually a thing that existed in America.

In addition to making calls for the #resistance, how should I address mail to Sessions? The entire body will read:

Andrew Jackson was responsible for the Trail of Tears. Let’s just leave it at that. He was a repulsive man and a horrible president. So he does have a lot in common with Trump.