Chewing gum and impending suicide.

My nieces go to the same school as his kids I’ll ask my brother to get. Whiff next time he sees them.

I really miss those skits. He was perfect, I laughed at every one of those.

I’m in bliss. I live for Morning on Spicey.

Yes! You want to tell people that Donald Trump, the guy who gloatingly bragged about his mistress and wife having a fight, who got caught on tape talking about how he can get away with sexual assault, who assaulted a reporter while his pregnant wife was out of the room, who used to be a Democrat, who claimed the…

My heart sank when Comey made his announcement about investigating additional emails. I just felt like fate had it out for her. But I honestly believed she’d pull through until election night. When Florida’s results started rolling in. Fucking Florida.

I got nervous when I never heard from her campaign. I live in a swing state, have been active in politics (including running a canvassing operation for Obama), and actually was a statewide delegate for Bernie. And yet I never got a single call from her campaign asking me to volunteer or even vote.

No matter how much I joked about how Trump had “no chance,” I knew deep down that he did for the simple reason that it’s mainstream and “cool” to not like Hillary. We can debate how she lost all we want, but the simple fact is that she’s a deeply uncool and unlikable woman. Unlikable men sometimes get a chance (look…

I got the feeling when she announced Tim Kaine as her VP. This was the time to pick a firebrand pro-labor, anti-free trade person and she didn’t. At that moment, my “Oh Shit” alarm went off.

Partial disclosure- I ran a major swing state for a major endorser/coordinator (edited to cut identiying info), I was worried at times during the primaries especially after NH and Michigan. In the general I was certain we’d lost as soon as the Comey letter hit while I was driving to a closing event (edited again).

NYC didn’t vote for him.

It was after Trump became a sure thing to win the republican primary. I just thought to myself “shit. This wasn’t supposed to happen. This feels like some bad destiny type shit.” It was like whatever needed to happen for Trump to win, I just had a gut feeling that was going to happen-one way or another. No matter what…

before the primaries were over. they’ve been trashing her for decades.

After my wife wasted money buying essential oils, I honestly pulled a passive aggressive move and posted his Ultra-Spiritual episode about them on her facebook. Yeah, it was a dick move, but she hasn’t bought anymore since.

As far as I know they’re legit a couple... but they’re pretty even on the attractive scale I think

JP Sears is awesome, you guys. Check out his “Ultra Spiritual” series - and further down his YouTube channel there are some serious videos about important life issues. He’s great.

So. You’re saying that you read the article and watched the video but that the entire(rather obvious) message went so far over over your head that your only thought was the above post...and you actually felt the need to post it?