...and the medal instead would go to the National Enquirer tabloid guy, David Pecker.

Claire Saffitz Gourmet Makes brings Cadbury eggs to a whole ‘nother level. I can’t wait to make them.

In Canada, we’ve got Laura Secord eggs and they’re the best. 

Thank you for watching it; I can’t stomach her.

There’s at least two reasons why Americans will continue to vote for the rotting orange; 1) tribalism and 2) Stockholm Syndrome.

Great idea! It reminds me of the essay writing contests we did back in school, only, multiplied by a thousand. 

Glop glop gloop, said the oily snake.

My eyes, my eyes! I’m blinded!

What if it was his idea?

It’s criminal, and many of us on the outside see it. Not that that helps or anything... 

It’s definitely for the kids. I bet one of them jimmies up the wall to it and then does the pull-ups.

The same with Wuhan, dead bodies transported from homes were not counted at the morgues. And often cases that did die in hospital were labeled generic pneumonia.

I really don’t care do u?

Why are the Covidiots running the show?

“...recenter all their complete insanity.”

I think many were from Canada, too. 1 million citizens return to the country after March break, so some of them had to be on those beaches.

They’re legally an entertainment entity, not a news outlet, so ...?

The key to n95 masks is the high quality meltblown layer. It’s the filter that stops the majority of particles from getting in. Stick a piece of that inside the DIY.

They’re already back, you know it!

He’s probably the only one allowed in there.