I feel like I’m floating in a Radiohead song.

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Anyway they can cope, ya?

I really hope she pays the employees during downtime, her father’s ego be damned.

I just meant, it gives some people a sense of control, if they’re doing it.

Control is the issue, right? We’ve got none, so if we find the right way to disinfect groceries, we’re taking it back. 

It’s opposite day.

We know how the virus works and that the vaccine will take over a year to be ready. Staying home is not a bandaid, it’s the most effective way to lessen the burden on hospitals and crematoriums around the world and we already have case studies of different regions that prove that. Unless you’re a virologist or someone…

At this rate, Michiganders will all be dead by voting time.

I knew she reminded me of someone.

Previously it appeared that 45 brought America back to 1950, but now evidence shows that the Orange King has sent it back to the Middle Ages, only, most pandemic doctors can’t obtain the much coveted bird masks required for the job.

He’s competing with Stalin, hoping more people die under his time in office than Stalin’s.

What a traumatic experience for you and your family. Keep us updated on your pos/neg status.

Now’s not the time to go all experimental with food; we aren’t supposed to be running to the grocery store unless we absolutely need to. I might instagram the dust bunnies that congregate in the corners.

They are willing to die for their cult leader. 

They’re cult followers, so you’d have to deprogram them somehow.

Maybe he’s trying to kill off as many Americans as he can, in some sort of twisted competition with Stalin’s Ukrainian Famine or Mao’s Great Chinese Famine. That’s how he thinks, right?

My new biz idea: Goop Gwyneth dartboards. 

It’s a horrific way to die, even for a Trumper.

Screw that and screw them. Buy nothing but necessities.