With “She keeps on making the same jokes,” do you mean that her entire body of work essentially boils down to making fat jokes about herself? If so, I would not agree.

It gets even worse than that. The gym is on the “rich” side of the building. But there is also a roof deck that is actually atop the poor side that the people living below it can’t use. So in addition to being reminded on a daily basis of how inferior they are every time they walk in their door, they get to hear all…

If it helps any, I don’t think you can win with people and pregnancy. My wife is very tall and skinny and both of her pregnancies had people come up and tell her that she needed to eat and that our babies would be malnourished because she was so skinny and whatever she was doing was a terrible idea and on and on and…

I haven’t seen Matilda! I want to, but I haven’t had the opportunity. Last year they did one of the songs from it during the Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade and it was funny because I immediately thought, ‘that’s definitely Tim Minchin’! He’s definitely my favorite living male comedian.

This is a classic Michael Bay image. Good looking dudes in great physical shape staring into the middle distance, helicopter/tank/armored vehicle in background and dudes holding guns close to their groins so we all know that it means PENIS!

So… I’m going to speak honestly, without snark. Unlike I had planned to do when I first started typing this.

I’m not sure that it’s the Republicans’ embrace of the mediocre so much as the mediocre’s embrace of the Republicans. I was just discussing the Freedom Girls’ earlier and we concluded that this is the result of the fact that every decent musician these days freaks out and complains when conservative politicians use…

Soooo...I lived in Iowa for several years, where the State Fair is A Thing. A BFD, if you will. And there are about 100 kid singing groups that blow the doors off these yahoos at every Iowa State Fair Lawrence Welk-style variety show. They actually skillfully dance and sing live on stage, as opposed to this debacle.

“Ohhhhh they’re compensated...” Jeff says with a wink. “But really, I was trying to figure out a way to make money like our fearless leader Trump. I didn’t want to be a loser. So I thought a good business idea should combine all the things you love. And I love freedom,” he say sweating. “And I love little girls.…

“All your speeches you say?”

“Below on page 3 would stop all of my speeches.”

Jesus Christ - *why on earth* would he need to tell a sexist/misogynist joke in ALL of his speeches?

Censorship! Thought police! Fascism! If I can’t make sexist jokes in the workplace, I’m being repressed! This will not stand, man!

John Burt is the kind of guy who thinks the ladies should be lucky he’s paying attention to them. He’s also the co-worker that everyone groans inwardly when he speaks up at staff meetings.

Thanks. I try. I’m not a saint and screw up. When I do, my kids call me on it, we talk it through and get back on course. When they screw up I call them on it, we talk it through and get back on course. Sometimes we shout, sometimes doors are slammed, and sometimes one or all of us say dumb shit. But the overall goal…

There is something currently she’s not allowing that the teenager wants. So, he’s pitted his parents against each other rather successfully. It sounds like dad has totally fallen for it, probably because he’s a little spiteful about his ex. Honestly, good parents work together, even when divorced. He should say, “Son,…

“The thing is if you let him make that choice and handle it well he will come back to you. Forcing him will only breed resentment and have longer-term implications.”

The thing is if you let him make that choice and handle it well he will come back to you. Forcing him will only breed resentment and have longer-term implications.

The next question is whether Sean Penn has the balls to repeat that incriminating statement in court. He may have actually placed himself in real danger.

To quote my grandfather, non-watcher of sports and crotchety Detroit native:

I’m not a “girls,” I am a woman. One. I speak for myself, and the trees when the Lorax called in sick, but mostly just myself. I didn’t say a damned thing about John Lennon. And you have no idea what I think about John Lennon.