Which is why you can cast a person of color in one of these “stories” that you’ve written, Coens!

My neighbor had one and it used to wait outside for me. They are hugely terriotorial and it thought I was invading it’s property. I had to take a broom with me to beat the the damn thing away. Everyone used to laugh about the story but I’m really lucky he never hurt me, he was horrible.

They did, at least at that time it did. That case was one of many reasons I stopped being a therapist in Los Angeles. Too many hollywood people with children as either accessories or monstrous ego monsters who said to their teacher things like “My mom says you are paid to clean up after me” whilst they threw trash on…

He sat in a high chair watching telenovelas while the maid cleaned the spotless house. He had little trunk control and no language skills at all.

I worked with a hollywood family who had NO TOYS and NO BOOKS for thier toddler-the house looked like a showroom. They also thought he was autistic. Turns out he just needed stimulation. One of my saddest cases.

I now have to watch this show, that terry richardson photographer wearing a male gaze shirt is the funniest thing I have ever seen....

Everyone laughs when I tell them stories about being attacked by roosters. I have had runs in with swans and geese but I think roosters win the vicious race because you just don’t expect them to be so terrifying.

I wont buy from them because of thier hiring practices in thier store, (you basically have to be small to work there) and thier pedophile fantasy advertising.

Ok, now I’m going to write a script based on the collector. But instead of girls or butterflies Cleggs collecting random white actors and forcing them to play Michael Jackson. Anyone want to contribute to my kickstarter?

That would be the ONLY way they could me watch that mess.

yup. I knew lots and lots and lots of trust kids. Most of them are dead, sadly, and the ones alive are not happy people. Often, it’s way more of a burden then a blessing.

It’s your money, you can decide to put any restrictions you like on it when you leave it. I have seen trust funds you can’t touch until much older than 25. If I had money to leave to a kid they would not get it until they were 40. (Except to pay for college) I’d want them to learn to support themselves.

yup. Mu kid went to one of those, and you are right It was still LAUSD, with some tenured teachers who were AWFUL, and tons and tons of standardixed testing starting in kindegarten.

Yup. Mostly. There are a few public elementary schools where the parents got together and created a money/volunteer fund where they made the local public school great. The money people give is SO MUCH less then you would pay for private school. BUT there are only a few, with well set up financial programs, and ONLY…

ARGHHHH! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO IT THROUGH FACEBOOK!!! Sorry...I want this sooooo badly-LA is the hardest place to make friends- but I dont FACEBOOK, dammit, and I refuse.

I was in the elevator with Kathy Bates. I was a mess.

At the feminst haunted house they had in West hollywood this year, the scene that made me laugh the hardest was a bathroom that looked like a crime scene with a woman’s arm stuck though a stall door waving a bloody diva cup saying “umm...would you please help me, could you rinse this for me??” The guide looked at us…

Me neither! Just found them on amazon! YAY!

I stopped being able to find them and thought they went out of business! They are GREAT and I just found on them on amazon. I usually use the diva cup, but when you are traveling or just lazy, Instead are fantastic!

We must be soul sisters-And I can tell you that they DON’T always pick the permissive parent. My son knows he just doesent feel safe at dad’s because dad has no idea what he is doing and is more of a child then my 14 year old. So he sees him once in a while, lives fulltime with strict mom, and we try our best to talk…