BABY ALIVE OH GOD. THE TRAUMA OF BABY ALIVE. I have no idea why I wanted one as I hated dolls, (I do know why-commericials -see link) but all I wanted was a stupid doll called baby alive that ate food and pooed it out. Except that it did not poo it out, but instead the food rotted inside the wretched doll and it got…

okay. I guess I am the only creepy one who glanced at that pic and thought it was some kind of submissive training pic. The hands. The almost french maid outfits. My mind is a gutter.

My husband of seven years left me when I was pregnant, even though we were trying to have a baby. Fast forward 7 years and I get a voicemail from his aunt asking me to come to thanksgiving at her house. EXCEPT. There is a voice message right AFTER that one from her again saying she made a mistake and I was NOT…

Actual question from my 14 year old last week. “MOM? What’s a peeping tom and why is David Bowie singing about him?” Yup. This is what he thought the lyrics were

He should have added “...and she’s rid of you! Of course she’s better off!”

I’m the same way about board games. Part of what made me fall for my husband was that we both had traveling backgammon sets. If a man had ever come up to me and said, “Hey girl, want to play othello?” I would have handed him my panties.

Its the very first thing they teach you in cpr. BEFORE you even start the breathing lessons. You have to delegate one person or everyone stands there stunned.

This is exactly what I have always heard happens to people who are stupid enough to give the scientologists thier real name. If I ever had a true enemy that is what I would do. Fill out a free personality test with thier real name and addy and check the box I AM REALLY INTERESTED IN SCIENTOLGY.

My ex mother in law drinks like a fish and smokes like a chimney. She just turned 90 and is still going strong. These people have teflon genes. They should be studied.

A pretty great memory!

When you talk about Carol Doda, you gotta include her sign!

Gosh. I live in LA, and EVERYONE I know has gotten botox, or work or both. Yes, even all the crunchy granola people. Thank you for this because I have been curious about botox for a long time. BUT WHY THE HELL AREN’T YOU TELLING US ABOUT THE INJECTABLES ? I am dying to know. PLEASE DISH on what it’s like, and what…

I think of this.

I know the fox hunting white folks there and I CANNOT IMAGINE how they got clearance to film this!

The best I can say is this. When you get monied entitled parents together, forget it. Everything you can imagine about non-vaccinated vegan kids who have three nannies is true. I have seen celeb parents too fucked up to recognize thier kids. Parents who refuse to acknowledge their children’s diagnoses because they…

I have been sitting here trying to think what stories I could tell that would not disclose who I am or go againest all the stupid nda’s I had to sign! Still thinking.....!

Are you me? I had to explain to my husband that I actually felt it was a point of pride that I had never seen that godamned movie. Being quite the curmudgeon himself, he is usually sympathetic to my cranky proclamations, but this one he could not get.

Honestly....This is par for the course in LA preschools, and by far the least craziest story I have heard. Oh, the stories I could tell.

My husband of 7 years left when I told him I was pregnant. Even though we wanted to get pregnant. I have long since forgiven him-but for me and my son. I don’t deserve to carry around the weight of that loneliness and anger. And my son needs a positive mother. It’s not easy, but it’s SO FREEING, and it allowed me to…

You are right, and there have been so many blind items about it....this is just one of them...