If I weren’t on my phone, I’d post the “nuke it from space” gif from Alien.

Thought I'd let you know that you are my first insta-Jez crush for those comments.

I watched it, thinking it may be cute, and my takeaway? His face went from decently attractive to weird and punchable. It reminded me of when you say a word so much it sounds like nonsense? Except with punching.

Unexpected gem: "an audiobook of Tig Notaro reading The Importance of Being Earnest."

OMFG, what buddies!!! Wilson though.... instant love, and I have never been a fan of chihuahuas. <3 <3

If we're playing the "by-the-letter" game, the ORIGINAL quote is actually, "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."