I had an ex who would lie about EVERYTHING. Fucking everything.

Heels don't work, they wreak long-term havoc on women's bodies. The women who find them "comfortable" do so because they've already done damage to their bodies, so the heels become like a crutch.

Hahaha . . . not quite how I pictured myself saying it, but yeah I do see braids everywhere!

Maybe I live in some kind of a braid bubble, but I've always seen women of all ethnicities and ages and cultures — including white women — wearing braids.

I literally shrieked: OMG I want to be this little kid!!!!

"I never wanna be too unhealthy though, so even though I like desserts (clearly), I still try to exercise e.g walk to shop to get ice-cream"

I can't stand her singing, auto-tuned or not. That nasally tremolo is annoying.

I'm just not sure that really any bodily fluids are something that I want to celebrate on my clothing. I have nothing against my period... but I'm not a fan of snot shirts, barf bodices, semen slacks, pee popovers, or feces fedoras either. Let's not stigmatize any bodily fluid but at the same time - it's a body fluid.

I took PE all 4 years of high school and I swear not one of them looked even close to Hugh Jackman. I'd probably have better eye/hand coordination if one of them did.

I have eclectic taste in music. I listen to pretty much everything (discounting gangsta rap or hard core country). This doesn't sound any better or worse than any of stuff I hear on the radio. I'm not going to buy it or download it but eh, it's kinda catchy.

I'm a cynic but I figured they were friends for a long time and had shared lots of secrets - that's all.

Hahaha. I haven't ever figured out how to get out of the grey either. Sometimes I'm not in the grey. Most of the times I am.

Note to self: Never, ever mess with otters. They will fuck you up!

He is such a creepy motherfucker. I feel like taking a shower after seeing him. I wish he'd be thrown out of the industry for all the rape and blatant perversity he's shown toward models.

I buy goat milk soap from Etsy or Whole Foods. I find the sellers on Etsy have more scent and milk so I tend to buy more from there. You can get unscented too so it's great for sensitive skin and keeps it hydrated.

I don't know but I can't watch Sarah Silverman for any reason.

I can't blame Gaiman for his crazy pants spouse. I love his writing too much.

You're my twin (before I had kids)! Gnat bites is how my dear sibs referred to my chest. If I lose the 50 lbs I need to, back to the gnat bites for me! Then I'd use the fashion tape to stick the keys to my chest and call it a fashion statement. :)

Does Hollywood Fashion Tape help?

-Josh Groban, _let me love you_.