We have to make sure to cut him first - you know a hangnail or something. Jeremy Wade (the River Monster guy) jumped into a bunch of them and they didn't touch him - no blood to attract their attention.

My reaction to her: thoughtless asshole. Ok, it was actually a word I don't like to even think about - C U Next Tuesday. New anger level for her disrespect for mental illness.

Sauvignon blanc - which I drink, must mean hopelessly uncool and barely knows how to spell onephile.

Hey! That's me you're talking about - if I twitted or twittered or whatever you young people call it.

All she know is suck, fuck.

Kanye is his stylist too?

Ok, ok. You're kinda touchy about Jaime. I get it. No looking, touching, lusting in my heart or anything. Ha! You can't stop me!

Um yeah, like his sister!

Apparently philosophy and theology at Trinity College in Dublin. It's nice to see a pic of him smiling w/o malice. :)

Hey hey hey, no need for violence. I said I was going to look at him. I'm an old and everyone knows women don't have a libido after age 29 or something like that (contact your local MRM chapter for facts).

But the important question: Do you think they'll keep Beiber behind the wall if we ask really, really nicely?

Cool. Things I didn't know about GoT! It's nice to know the actor isn't a total douche. I think I'll look at #6 a bit longer and sigh about how much we have in common.

I could watch this all day. Of course, I would also watch a gif of Beiber being slapped around - but only like 10-20 times while I giggle my ass off.

I'm laughing, really. I'm glad it's been exorcised from your being and has found a new home. I vaguely remember hearing about Haze and now, with the help of short term memory loss, I can forget him again. :)

Hell, that's what they told me. I'm sure there was lots of alcohol involved as well.

Ex & current husbands both found sweatpants sexy - judging from their reaction anyway.

As a veteran of many urinary tract infections - I stop to pee whenever I have to. Too fucking bad if it ruins the mood. I'm following doctor's orders to pee before, during and after sex. At least I think she meant to stop sex and pee during. Golden showers don't appeal to me. TMI?

My ex-SIL and her boyfriend decided to try pouring the pickled jalapeno juice on his penis for fun. A layer skin peeled off. Point of the story: don't smoke pot.

It's one of my favorites! This quote sticks with me:

That's Chet HAZE, yo