Yeah, but I get to have fun at their expense. :) It's incredibly rude for anyone to ask anybody a question like that. It's none of their business.

I have had that exact question asked - in front of my husband no less - because I have one red-headed child, one with curly dark brown hair, and one with stick straight light brown hair. They all look different due to the genetics lottery. I answered "you're right, they're not HIS, I was trying to find a way to tell…

He obviously works on his body - he's ok looking. I like Maroon 5. I think all celebrities have a persona and his is that cocky douche thing. He says he has ADHD. It might account for his overdoing it a bit.

Oh yeah, like when my son found his brother's bubble gum stash. That was unpleasant for both of us!

But . . . will she believe you when/if you tell her this story? :-) My kids would demand proof then go about eating all the blue M&Ms for days.

A friend's dog at a rubik's cube once. Same reaction - colorful poop. It's hard to get too worried about dogs when they eat garden hoses, grill covers and assorted things your kids have left on the floor.

This sounds like a hit to me - but only if he captures the real essence of you and not make it some tacky looking garbage like the one above. There's nothing that screams 'princess!' more than leopard print and see-through harem pants.

That's what I keep telling my kids. They're starting to understand my humor now that they're in their teens.

It gets better - usually - in the second trimester. The all day sickness goes away and you do actually glow and have lustrous hair and fantastic nails. It just seems like living hell right now. :)

You can always show us the results! :-)

Love the make up too! I'd better start practicing though - I don't think I'm all that good even with a Kat VonD felt liner.

Tauriel has such lovely red hair and looks like a BAMF. And really, who couldn't use more Legolas.

My cats especially like to hide out under the tree. So if I ever wanted to indulge my pyro kids, it'd be 'great, we have a picture - now take them all off'. I'm having an anxiety attack just thinking about it.

If we donate to a charity of their choice, do you think the Jez staff would stop linking or posting anything about this asswipe?

What an asshole.

Is he always such a douche?

But we've become so [dedicated] to this idea of Kanye as an delusional egotistical black man that no one is even trying to parse the actual merit from his words.

I wonder if Morrissey called them to bitch about them eating turkey? @@

The first picture is a a wonderful prelude for the rest of the ceremony. Nothing like surrounding yourself with turkey corpses to put you in the "I do" mood.

I had the same problem. I think she's the one with the open mouth going "ooooooo".