Yet his supporters don’t see themselves as “racist.” They talk about how “PC culture” means that they can’t say anything without being called “racist.” They just see Trump as a straight shooter.

Calling the guy who just demanded the families of his enemies to be murdered a “relative moderate” should really tell you everything you need to know about american politics.

Looking back on it, he was kind of right about, like, everything...

Too pig to mail.

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His thought process, I’m sure of it

You fucking communist. Where’s your respect for the free market? Apple didn’t build that? Now you want them to obey a government request to destroy their product? Go grab your hammer and sickle and put on your red jammies and go back to dreaming of dictators and other un-American bullshit.

Can provide actionable data. So in every incidence in which the government tells you that someone could be guilty, you’re willing to toss out the presumption of innocence?

In his opinion piece the director of the FBI said they were not trying to “set a precedent”. He did not specifically say “this is just a one time thing guys!”, but he used a number of reassuring statements that implied good intentions and a limited scope based off the particular issues concerning the San Bernadino…

It will have to.

A U.S. pegasus bladder is smaller than an imperial measurement pegasus bladder though, adding further confusion.

According to most of the US, all these scientists are conspiring to invent global warming for the grant money- i.e. 25+ years to make low six figures.

Meanwhile, TV weathermen, the oil industry and armchair pundits have successfully determined that there is nothing to fear.

Another opportunity to share my favourite ever headline! Working for a small city newspaper when the local council decided it really wasn’t feasible to get two pandas for the local animal park - the paper headline was:

Just get Red Pandas. Smaller, cuter, better in snow.

A lot of police departments have actually lowered the qualifications for being police officers because they claim they weren’t getting enough applicants. There was an article about the Albuquerque police force a couple of years ago where it mentioned that they lowered the qualifications to become an officer there…

I’m sorry, what is it about ‘the utter annihilation of his country and everyone and everything in it’ that so convinced you that he was a great politician? Don’t great politicians usually, y’know, not end up coming the horrific genocide of millions of innocent people while getting their nation bombed back to the stone…

Thanks to Snowden’s leak the American public was made aware of facts that up until that point had been only speculation. The widespread illegal domestic spying that was going on, which many people assumed to exist, was exposed to be real. This had real implications as civil liberty advocates were given ammunition to…

Oh we’re sorry your highness, you all knowing magnificent being.
We ignorant peasants should stop annoying you with our desire for knowledge.

The Gold King mine was already leaking waste before the spill, and the local authorities and mining companies spent over two decades refusing Superfund money to properly clean the site. The federal government might have been the straw that broke the camel’s back at Gold King, but that’s only because the locals wasted…

...and not a one of those senators who stayed home touched a shovel or vacuum cleaner.