Plus how overly didactic this response was.

It’s the removal of a linebacker to provide a fifth, i.e. Nickel, defensive backfield player, in American football, you charlatan. That’s what makes it a perfect name for a band. Duh.

Grandma’s Boy and Dane Cook seemed to be liked by a lot of women currently aged 30-35, who otherwise had pretty good taste. Best I could tell at the time.

Don’t Speak was a meh pastiche of forlorn 80s balladry anyway. Watered down Crowded House sung by a spunky girl who stuck her vagina in your face on camera.  Whoopee.  

Hey, The Toy wasn’t The Princess Bride or anything, but it was pretty damn.. well.. pretty much, The Toy.  It has redeemable qualities.  Imagine how bad that movie would be if Martin Lawrence had been the star.

I believe they used the same photo for the article, "Jerry Seinfeld is truly terrible at acting".

Kid Rock should play Wesley in the remake. That’s a rare good use of Kid Rock.

I've come across some criticism of Paths Of Glory, but damned if the best scenes in that weren't enough for me to think it was a truly great movie, so I'm going with 1958-71.  The Killing was pretty good, too.

I’ll always remember the Archer launch, as a Frisky Dingo obsessive. They played the pilot in the fall as a teaser, then when they went live with it the following spring, they played two episodes, the first of which was a vastly inferior episode, the second being the superb, wall-to-wall-joke pilot. The ratings, as I…

Sealab 2021's quality drops a little after the first episode (from amazing), and off a small cliff after the first season.

Live At The Hollywood Bowl always will be comfort food for me.  I think.  Something about that live audience and the point that they are all at in their lives, it just makes me smile all the way through. 

I couldn’t even play Civ 4. After playing Civ 3 for maybe more of my hours than any other game, ever. It felt like I didn’t have enough control. I probably didn’t even make it to A.D. in a single game.

Lucky you, my mom was mad as well, but she watched One Life To Live and All My Children for the next 3 decades. I even got sucked into One Life To Live (damn you, Todd!) for a brief period. Hey, at least my dad never got me sucked into NASCAR.

If it goes over really well, maybe we’ll get to see the moustache make it’s cultural full return. Seems like it’s almost overdue.  

Ugh. He’s a Rage fan, foremost, thankfully. Not that RATM is bad, or anything. His Rage fandom (and his other behavior) proves more accurately by FAR how much he sucks as a person.

Well, people like Lisa Lampanelli's standup over here, too.  Apparently.  

isn’t 643pm a little early to be that drunk?   How many different people's posts are you looking at, there, drinky-dan?

A music-adjacent award that has been won by Jennifer Lopez has exactly no meaning, unless it pertains to sales.  

If he really ever wants to resurrect his star, and his stand-up career, by extension, he may want to go ahead and tell everyone how it was to suck a transexual’s dick.  Or whatever that actually was.  Maybe he could truly outdo Richard Pryor finally.  I'm rooting for ya, Eddie.  Mr. Fuck-You Man!

Incredibly bad. So bad, it has to kick it’s own ass twice a day.