Yes, he should be speaking in a nice non-offensive white accent.  Like Richard Pryor's white caricature.  Or perhaps he should bowl in a suit and tie.  Or both.  Fuck it.  

You see Jesus appearing at a door to admit his membership on the registry in a split second cut scene. Granted, that COULD be a cut scene from a character’s imagination, but that would be a pretty unusual precedent in film.

MAD tv was terrible when it was getting started. Terrible. But I’d rather see SNL die than actually see MAD Magazine die.

That's only HALF of KISS.

Those first two records, pre-Janet Weiss, are very, very good in their own rite, but yeah. Sleater-Kinney did what many great bands do as they finish formative stage. They get a beast of a badass drummer who can kill it. The Beatles and Nirvana being well documented examples.  

I'm out of the loop here.  That sounds like an Archer joke, and that context was what made me laugh.  

Are you 20 years old and trashed 3 hours too early, or Russian?

Yeah, well, Fish Face deserves Kid Rock’s VD, and vice versa.  Hopefully there's some leftover Charlie Sheen in there somewhere.

Actually, this song will exit my head permanently by the time I go to sleep here shortly. Video is fun, but what’s so catchy about this music?

I’m a Nirvana obsessive, and In Bloom was the song that hooked me. That was 5 notes in the same pattern, with unequivocally no other similarities in the songs. Wow. In a world where Jennifer Lopez tried not to pay The Beatnuts for “Watch Out Now”.

If you contribute willingly to the perpetuation of Backstreet Boys music in the public conscience, I feel no shame in cutting you off. Goodbye, Chance The Rapper.

Well, clearly it's whichever basement rich kid band made the best version of PANGAEA.  

Yes, for the eightieth time, we know you hate Radiohead.  Fine, as long as you don't consider Muse or Coldplay superior.  Or Oasis.  Blur is fine.  

I’ve always liked Barry. Even when he killed the Russians, whom I also liked and missed.

Enjoying those three makes you quite the masochist of punk rock.  Maybe you should move on in genre, maybe to some Rammstein or something.  

Prsonally I think that Lindsey Graham's behavior post-John McCain is considerably more repugnant than McConnell's.  

He forfeited his very lucrative career, and more, by refusing to be an african-american recruitment tool for the US Army, in a country that continued to be pretty unfair to african-americans.

Discovery Discovery Discovery. If you know a person in the dumps that is receptive to dance music, give them that album and stir.  

Yes, when I think cool, I immediately think “Well, who was willing to burn down their fiancee’s house?” That’s pretty coo-ol, Beavis.