59 likes for a falsehood. No, she was very clearly not referred to as a crazy lady. You spun that almost as hard as our psychopath president is doing these days. God. 59 likes. Fuck you.

You’ve been accused of being a bigot and a misogynist because you wanted to have a discussion. Teenage me never thought I would see hyper-liberal people be as intolerant and self-righteous as the hyper-conservative people I grew up fighting against. “It’s 2018, I can’t believe we’re even having this conversation!”

Your first paragraph is spot-on. Your second paragraph is basically whataboutism, albeit in an inverted way. And therefore not very nice.

Could someone suggest to me an enjoyable song by Beyoncé, one that showcases her better than average singing ability, and has good, innovative, yet catchy production? I, fuddy-duddy, have yet to hear anything that makes her deserving of this pedestal she has. Give me some Santigold anyday. Shit, give me a long list of…

Take out 80s holdovers Bryan Adams and Bon Jovi, and that list really isn’t that bad musically. And the last of these lists I saw was a 70s list that was clearly more awful.

Kilborn was full deadpan, while Klepper is manic energy, so I don’t even think of them as being in the same category. I’m looking forward to his last two weeks of show, a gradual character meltdown sounds right up his alley. But I do understand people not liking his shtick. It’s obnoxious. But I like it.

Well damnit. I was just starting to accept this show, instead of treating it as a Colbert Report knockoff. I like Klepper, those gay dudes were funny, his other help was all pretty good. What the hell are you gonna do with the 1130 slot now? Can’t move up @Midnight this time, ya turkeys.

I am “at ease”.. ‘cause I am not in the Military..

Blame it on the Begbie

Free balloons for the kids?

Quite a few. It was actually much easier to make Shelley Duvall cry.

So the owners voted unanimously to adopt these changes. Wow. And that’s ALL that Colin Kaepernick needs to know to know that he was, ahem, black-balled.   

Frannie Stein-Franken? I don’t get it.

I’m totally OK with the new Nickelback being fronted by a Mormon with complicated views on non-hetero sexualities. I will not be watching this documentary though. You have to suck for as long as The Eagles did for me to watch your docu-drama.

Given how stale the romancing part was, whatever there was of that, I’d wager that the actual sex would be some of the last sex I’d care to see. Or maybe it’d be bad enough to be funny.

As someone who manages a small construction outfit, I can tell you that unless OSHA works in full stealth now and doesn’t levee fines, it pretty much doesn’t exist now. Cut whatever is in that budget.  

I definitely was aided by a jolly rancher in a Zima a few times in my pursuit of teenage heavy petting. Now I’m so old I don’t even know if there’s still Jolly Ranchers for sale to put in my next Zima. Good thing there’s Rufinol.

Well shit, yeah, the ending goes on a short list of gut-wrenching endings, Dancer In The Dark, Requiem For A Dream, etc. It’s not a bad movie at all, overall, I think. But who wants to rewatch it?

Oh, cool. So when I yell “Stupify!” and “Smellyarmpits!” while I’m playing Harry Potter with my friends, it’s actually kind of Latin?

If I attempt to paragraph, the font changes and my Publish button no longer works. So, not that anyone but my dumb ass will care, but if you want to post on a Kinja site, do NOT buy a Windows Phone.