It seems there’s no talk of the medium breasted among us. Our breasts may not cause us back problems, but they do get sweaty and people look at us funny if we don’t wear them. I hate wearing bras on principle: they are not durable as so many retailers near constantly remind us to buy new ones every 6 mos, for those of…

As a public figure who made $$$$$$$ off of your bigotry, you will have to make amends for the rest of your life. Don’t come out like “it’s all in the past.” Doing the shadow work means continually doing the shadow work. Kimmel’s comments tell me he still has work to fucking do.

The better not fucking reopen in Las Vegas you fucking idiots. We need to re-shutdown noooow.

I’m not writing this in counterargument to your comment, but as filling in some blanks on Black animated characters:

He put on GLASSES so now he’s smarter. *taps forehead*

Awwwwwww. That made me really sad for some reason.

I don’t understand...anything about this. Why are restaurants open when at some point, no matter how careful you are, people aren’t going to keep their masks while they eat. Even in outdoors, if you’re dining with anyone outside your home, y’all are breathing into each other’s faces. We’re not even going to discuss…

Should we remove Mount Rushmore?

Dismiss the troll. It’s out here telling people to hang themselves.

Defunding the police isn’t going to change that. There needs to be a drastic change in policy and procedures.

Yep.

Has anyone noticed that TV & film actresses eyes are getting wider and wider apart? Are goats and birds the new aesthetic ideal? How do I separate my eyes more - should I just add a big white streak between them? or should I draw new eyes on the sides of my head?

You forgot to mention Designing Women is streaming on Hulu right the fuck now people. So MARCH DOWN TO WASHINGTON AND HAVE YOUR SAY ABOUT THE COMPLETE LACK OF BLACK EYELINAH ON EVERY NEWSCASTAHS PALE AND POORLY LIT FACES!

One time I sliced open a big ol’ Idaho potato to find a GIANT POTATO BUG. I still live in fear every time I cook baked potatoes that I’ll find a roasted bug inside.

I trained my dog to shit in a box because I lived in an apartment.

Like a moth to a flame, burned by the fire...

If the dating subs on reddit...REDDIT...saw fit to ban posts about breaking quarantine, who d fuck do you think you are?

That first one reads just like a penthouse letter. “I lost count of how many times he made me cum after the 20th orgasm!” I’m sure it’s possible, but it’s oddly specific in that way that liars lie while they’re lying.

Hey, I’m also a single person who hasn’t been touched since a massage in February. I’ve also not had sex in two years. These people need to get the fuck over themselves, buy a weighted blanket and jerk off like the rest of us.

Not to mention one of them is married so they’re bringing strang sex covid19 home.