Considering my local grocers are allowing unmasked people in the joint, my bags are a moot point. Even then, though, the only thing my bag is coming into contact with are the cart and my groceries after I’m done checking out. The checkout people aren’t coming into contact with them. And the carts are being disinfected…

No, no, no. The mask is to protect the others in his shower from his Coronavirus.

In addition, the stories told of people aged 50+ are mostly white men, so I guess we should erase all other stories as well of people and/or women of color because you know, boomers.

I don’t understand this. If I’m doing self-checkout, why do they care?

Millennials (who are almost 40 btw)

Me, too. My drawers of drawers are so much more manageable now.

I’m like 88% sure he’s already had it and so has Pence. I remember in the early days they were extra snivelly and sweaty during a press briefing. One of the MSNBC commentaters hilariously said, “Trump, sounding hoarse and coughing...”

I’ll make a meditation mp3 for you. I’ve got the equipment, the skills, and the time!

Like the one that was licentious about cheating? As long as your partner never finds out, why tell them, eh???

How long has she had that eyeliner on? Ten years? 20?

It’s not like voters were unaware that Biden was creep, either. By now, people must at the very least be suspect of smoke in case there is a fire.

Is it possible for Biden to step down and Warren to step up? Am I wishing on unicorn fart?

I heaaard that he refused to do a table read, and De Niro said “fuck you, you’re going to show up and do a fucking table read.” And he did a table read.

This is really important. The downward motion on an individual slice may require some quickness, but there’s no need to go at it like Fruit Ninja.

It’s like a death mask...

I remember not long ago TLC talking about being bankrupt despite their albums selling millions. It’s not really a turning point so much as a continuation and stagnation of artist’s having very little rights over their music.

Are we still on this French Country fuckery? I thought we were over all the white-washed, “crackled”, deformed and diseased looking furniture. Why does that table have goiters on its legs???

When I lived in a studio apartment that used to be a boarding house built in the 18-something, I did enjoy that the kitchen was semi-walled off from the living/sleeping area. Kitchen also had an enjoined breakfast nook which felt like sitting in the booth at a restaurant - primo! However, now that I’m in a bigger…

Goats visit various animals at the Oregon Zoo!!!!!

Las Vegas doesn’t have much in the way of medium to large fauna. We’ve got lizards and some brown and grey birds. But this happened on the strip: