Wow, the DOE bitchslapped Trump so hard that it even hurt this guy’s feelings.

Yeah I’m more annoyed by the very publishing industry oriented dudes acting like it’s just so shocking teenage girls are anything except self-obsessed, shallow, and stupid.

You guys are nicer than I am. I’m still in the no sympathy camp.

On the one hand, I do feel a smidge of pity for some of these people. On the other, fuck them. I’m a poor white person who needs change too, but I’m also neither a bigot nor a fucking idiot so I’m really over the “poor white people just wanted change!” narrative. It feels patronizing and infantalizing. The only people…

For all the talk of the “liberal/coastal bubble”, the average Trump voter knows shockingly little about the world outside their town. I genuinely don’t believe most of them know enough about the world to understand that his grandstanding could negatively impact their own lives. Other than his substance-free babbling…

I seriously don’t know how to fight something like this.

“is currently figuring out a way to use her platform to speak out about a pet issue of hers: climate change”

It would be much funnier if we weren’t going to get sucked down with them.

Hey yokels, enjoy getting fucked in the ass:)

He’s sane, but he’s also a cruel, selfish grifter. He sees a place to profit (Mitt! Savior of the country! Even liberals respect his noble sacrifice! We should just appoint him President!) and puts himself in it. That doesn’t make him worse than any of Trump’s other picks, they’re all monsters, but it doesn’t leave…

Mnuchin and Two Chin

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Yeah, I don’t see any real evidence, either. But my personal take: I don’t think there’s any harm in doing a recount (provided it’s paid for, and done by Dec. 19th). I don’t think it’ll do any good, frankly. I don’t doubt that maybe there are a few thousand votes off either way, but not enough to flip a state, much…

My gut says maybe she didn’t ACTUALLY expect Trump to win, and now that he has she is having a crisis of conscience. ?

That’s great. I’m glad you love your child’s school. I’d like to learn more about it, especially about their inclusion practices.

Honestly I did genuinely forget he exists until this.

God Emperor has a better body than Trump.

62,013,985, as of 4:21 pm ET, Nov. 17

the word dweeb is horribly underused.