There are counter-protests to the March for Life today in Washington DC and Seattle, and tomorrow in San Francisco and Austin, Texas. Chicago had theirs (pro-choice and anti-choice) on Sunday.
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There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.
Tig Notaro wrote for Inside Amy Schumer (the first two seasons, I believe).
It’s patently absurd for either of them to suggest that they’re not part of the “political establishment.” You’re fooling no one guys, your political careers are both old enough to vote at this point.
Since when is “establishment” a bad thing? She was the spouse of the leader of the free world before becoming the Secretary Of State of the most powerful state on Earth, he’s been in congress for a thousand years. They are both establishment and that is part of their qualifications for the job. They aren’t from the…
They’re basically just repeating things that were already posted on Urban Dictionary and passed along by teens for years before that.
Oh wow. I was ready to judge her pretty harshly during the first half of the Houdini joke, but then she changed direction and made something completely different the punchline... Is that stealing? I feel like it’s more akin to sampling someone else’s beat in a totally different song.
The only joke she seemed to have genuinely taken was Patrice’s bit about The Poltergeist/Gorilla, which she then basically inverted to show how rape-y/disgusting they were.
“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…
“at least Cosby knocked his victims out b4 he raped them.”
Why do you think we haven’t had a woman as president yet?” First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton asked her guest over their lunch at the White House in 1995.
Make sure to hold on to your children really tightly as you walk in to your doctor’s office though.
Worst field trip, ever!
This quiet protest is proof that when it comes down to it people can’t win when they protest. If they quietly stand with a sign in front of a news conference they will be told to be more polite, if they close down intersections or refuse to obey they will be labelled thugs but if they play by the rules set by police…
“When I go on a date, I like it when the man pays. For sex”
Two things: first, it seems like literally every comedian gets hit by joke-stealing allegations sooner or later. Some of them may have merit, but an accusation doesn’t really mean much.
I also assume they aren’t wondering this because it is so bizarrely phrased. I had to read the sentence three times.
New reports have said that drone operators face enormous levels of stress, guilt, and trauma as a result of their jobs. People who witness their friends — and even their supposed enemies — killed or hurt in the line of battle can be and are still affected.
UM, sure, but Hillary just said she would repeal the Hyde Amendment, which is sort of a big deal for women, anyone who cares about abortion rights and especially Planned Parenthood.