nick is the wrongest person on the internet.

But, as was pointed out in this episode, they're fakes. 2 of the final four teams have women with implants. Offs.

this is the one use of shakeycam that doesn't have me calling for someone's death.

"I can't believe we had to bleep that"

Did he even know they were dating before his son died?

In about 2000 I found a bunch of unopened packs from 1989 and opened them to see if I had anything worthwhile. Had to try the gun. It might have been harder than my teeth.

Worst episode of the series I can recall.

Rachel was the one who said "of course I get emotional, I'm a girl"

I have to say, "men can't dance" being misogynistic is an interesting use of the word.

Sure, there's such a universe. I've seen it done before. This certainly wasn't it, though, that wasn't even his best performance. Either they said "it's non-elimination, you can't let them quit" or "OK, he broke down, you can let him go now"

You pay good money to watch the shows you want (something you didn't even need to consider a few years ago)

You haven't noticed that they've had "no touching" signs in the police interrogation rooms for years (entire show's run?)?

A) Heroes was getting trashed in its grade when its reviewer hated it. 
B) What does the Scrubs reviewer think of the main character? That would be my best guess for a similar situation.
C) Lights, Camera, Homicidio is working fine for me on Netflix just now.

It had parts that didn't really work, but I loved the Subway stuff.

And who doesn't know what a beard is?"

She worked the show off my DVR a couple of weeks back.

Have you heard of Jehovas Witnesses covering anything? Have you ever actually heard of anyone employed by them?

Dear god, 1500 already?

Having read it, I hope it's a joke.

Am I really the only one  pointing out how funny a Mexican official telling an American he should consider potential immigration based on friendship, more than anything, is?