Please stop the narrative of Melania being an unwilling participant here. Barron is an unwilling participant, he didn’t ask to be born to these two, Melania knew EXACTLY who Trump was and what he was and decided her soul was perfectly acceptable price to pay for this shit.

Michelle only went sleeveless because she thought conservatives would love a free gun show

“The First Lady turned to the children and in a sweet but somber tone began, ‘I truly understand your pain. Day after day, trapped. You don’t know who you can talk to or who around you actually cares. Even with all the fancy toys,’ as she gestured to some games and potato chips the children had scattered around their…

This is a sick NFL burn and I really love it.

I’m a casual NBA fan, but I love the NBA draft. I used to be all about the NFL draft - settle in early on a Saturday, weave in and out throughout the day - but that’s so bloated now that I basically check live blogs to see who went where. Much like their sports, the NBA draft is faster and more self-aware. 

No you don’t understand. Tesla isn’t that type of company. They’re above things like logistics, supply chain, or physically prototyping a factory before letting it rip.

I will offer again that Musk has clearly lost it. Really. What kind of “sane, mature CEO” lets himself get manipulated into a He-Said, She-Said back-and-forth with a departing employee?

The Carter album is a lot of fun, and I would say I enjoy almost all the songs (although Jay’s flow is getting sloppy these days), I just found it weak as a conclusion to that trilogy.

False equivalency is false. 

I know, and I love Tesla and want them to succeed.

The GOP really showed their ass on this one.

You know, I really hope the phrase “rule of law” never recovers from the taint being laid on the term by all these proto-fascist bigots.

A story in four panels...

Yah; you can hear his blood pressure spiking.

The invitation came from the PM (who is miraculously still Theresa May) so there is no requirement for him to meet the Queen. I suspect a bit of ‘I WANT TO MEET THE QUEEN!’ wailing down the line from DC and a bit of sheer trade deal desperation from the Tories conspired to force a small woman in her 90s to meet this…

The press is actually confronting Trump more and more. From the press gaggle on June 15:

“You know, Mr. Drumpf, in my day we knew what to do with fascists.”

In all seriousness, I actually can’t imagine what he and the Queen will talk about.

If it weren’t for immigration, Ivanka wouldn’t even be here. She can kiss my entire ass.