Not always. The rockstar game ports are nice and support controllers.

I hope the reception involves them opening one gift, followed by the opening of a vastly better version of the same gift immediately afterwards.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Blame this on having to register on a fucking website for any of your stats to actually count. I can imagine most people had no idea they had to register. Im fairly sure if they would have just counted everyones pokemon, regardless of registration on the pokemon website, the number would have been much closer.

At first I was wondering what the numbers were for... then I realised you thought palm flesh was a finger and I pitied you instead. The clue is in the lack of an extra knuckle.

If you like a slow, meditative experience, pretty visuals, and well, space in general, for sure get it. It’s not for everyone, but it’s definitely a lot of peoples’ cup of tea.

Yuuup. Now I’m not saying the Democratic field needed to be as much of a circus as the GOP’s, but three candidates? With one technically an Independent? Really? Thanks to those email leaks we know for sure that the DNC was in the bag for Hillary, but they didn’t even try to make it not look that way.

Trump got 60 million votes. Romney got 60 million votes. McCain got 60 million votes.

the ego, the out-of-touchness, the sense of being inevitable

Bernie Sanders has been polling in recent months as literally the most popular politician in the United States. Clinton diehards are going to blame people who would have voted for him, but voted for Stein, Johnson, or Trump. Imagine how many votes that must be, particularly in the midwest, that would have gone to…

Fuck the Democratic Party for not actually developing a bench. We were choosing between a flawed candidate (at least in terms of public perception — which is all that matters) and a 75 year old guy who mostly identified as socialist.

Blame nearly every single person with any power in the Democratic Party [...].

Non-voters have just as much right to respond to the results.

For the life of me I’ll never understand why the democrats cleared the decks to anoint a candidate who had already failed miserably in 2008 and who revealed herself to be isolated and utterly out of touch with the electorate.

Not too busy, but just didn’t want to:

Yeah, The Slot is a scary place today.

This is, by far, a better morning after take than the ones over on The Slot that, so far, are only blaming Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, and their voters.

But most of all, fuck people who think like that.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”