If by “very involved” you mean “not very involved and in fact dropped in value after coming out and revealing that to shareholders” then yes, that is what you just typed, indeed.

I am so hyped for the IOC and Blizzard to get in a very public legal slapfight. Fuck the IOC, fuck Rule 40.

What’s all this “Nintendo/Niantic” nonsense? Nintendo has very little stake in Pokemon Go.

No man, I’m exactly the same way. I’ve been having a blast with the game and never used the tracker or any services like that anyway - it was clear even before the 3-step glitch that the in-game tracker was almost completely broken. If I walk somewhere or go to a park or whatever I’ll flip the app open and collect the…

Those posts are incredible. What goddamned morons.

This was my first thought as well. My cats love to wake me up in the middle of the night as it is, if they can turn on the lights while they’re doing it I’ll never get a solid night’s rest ever again.

This was my first thought as well. My cats love to wake me up in the middle of the night as it is, if they can turn…

Not completely out of character - during Final Crisis, Batman shoots Darkseid in the face with a bullet made of time, and then gets thrown through history to the caveman era, where he presumably 1) became proficient with spears and 2) lost his goddamn mind.

It looks like the helmet the kid in Team Q has strapped to his head in Zero Time Dilemma.

So what, in your mind, was the peak of Pokemon design? And how do you reconcile that with the fact that you have strong opinions regarding the designs of glorified mascots shilling toys and games to children?

Ah, you’re right, these don’t hold up to the Classic 151 designs like Cat, Circle, Subterranean Penis, Horse, Black Person as drawn by Stormfront.org, Bigger Circle, Snake Backwards, and Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee Without Noses. Nobody will ever capture the magic of these paragons of design ever again and nobody should…

Specific language is critical for effective legislation, your apparently vanishingly small vocabulary notwithstanding.

There is a LOT of shady weirdness that you start seeing in the low teen trainer level range. Ever since I hit 14, every single PokeBall I throw has turned into a curveball rocket that tries its damnedest to hurtle off the screen at a million miles an hour if I am even a millimeter off on my throw (and giving me…

It really must be a speed thing - I go skating with the app open a lot (I play roller derby, so I skate a TON) and it only seems to count the parts of my trips where I’m going slow due to crappy sidewalks or uphill inclines or slowing down to loop around a few Pokestops...you get the idea. But they really need to…

Don’t microwave turntables provide enough extra kinetic “oomph” that this doesn’t really happen anymore though? I used to be super paranoid about it when my early-90's microwave didn’t have a spinner but now if I heat water up too long it inevitably just boils.

I *still* can’t get into The Last of Us. I tried, I really did - it came with my system even! But the first real action section in the upturned high-rise was just an annoying sequence of nonstop trial-and-error frustration that made me turn it off.

The entire game uses capture mechanics astoundingly similar to a simulated version of Pokemon Go, what the fuck are you talking about?

In your mind how exactly is this going to save using data on your phone? Or battery life, for that matter? It’s not going to be connecting with the Pokemon Go servers or checking GPS coordinates on its own, it’s connected to your phone via Bluetooth - and Bluetooth sucks battery life like a vampire.