It’s funny that so many people saw that as a somber, beautiful and impactful scene. My buddy pointed out after the movie was over that I was laughing at them tripping each other up in an attempt to sacrifice themselves. Apparently I was the only one. Apparently I have problems.

Obviously the correct thing to do would have been to calmly explain why her emotional response to the scene was invalid.

The scene was silly and seemingly made for future gifs or memes, but the teenage girl sitting near me in the theater cheered her head off.  So that’s kinda cool at least.  The similar scene in the last movie definitely worked better.

I like to think that Old Cap was already camping out in the woods, waiting for his big reveal, and suddenly a bench comes flying through the air and he catches it, and then is like, “Ooh, I could totally sit on this bench!”

I assume you think Professor Hulk should have thrown the bench further? 

Goddamn Rogues.

It was such a waste of build-up to never have Bran warg into a Dragon, if only to give us the same birds-eye view.

Everybody complains that assassins are OP, until a natural 20 on a sneak attack prevents a TPK.

Man, if I wanted to watch bodies just stumble around in bad lighting and a heavy frost I’d watch a Bills game.

Fewer.

What is dead may never die, eh?

Oh yah, winter’s coming, dontchaknow. Heckuva deal for us white walkers.

I just wish the screen had been even darker so I could have understood even less of what I was seeing!

I kind of wish he had a super heavy Minnesotan accent, and I also kind of wish when he killed Theon he would have looked right at the camera and had asked: “Cold enough for ya?”.

Bran: That’s for the orphan boys you killed 6 seasons ago!

My favorite part:
Bran: [Knowing how this all ends]: Theon, you’re a really good guy now so you should die saving me.
Theon: Runs screaming toward death itself [dies]
Arya: [Ninja-flying death stab]
Bran: ha ha! [Nelson voice]

“White Walkers HATE her! This one neat dagger trick will end the Long Night”

Glad to see military genius Jon Snow once more lead his forces into certain doom, only to be saved by someone not under his command.

The Night King doesn’t feel like a villain.  He’s more like a natural disaster, or Godzilla.  I like that he didn’t start explaining himself in a pleasant baritone.

I’m feeling pretty conflicted. Am I happy my girl was the one to do it? OF COURSE. but i definitely didn’t think it would happen in this episode, and I’m feeling a little iffy about spending the last half of the season dealing with Cersei sans White Walkers. Personally I found the Night King plot to be a lot more…