7.7/10 on IMDB

I assumed they were constantly accelerating and when the ships ran out of fuel, they stopped accelerating and fell behind.

You just described the pizza from Hearthside in St Paul. Now I’ve got to go there after work.

One WHO lost his job. I can easily guess why you dislike Cracked — it’s meant for people with a lot more behind the eyes.

I’m going to have George Harrison’s voice stuck in my head all day now.

This is obviously a joke, everyone. Nobody in the world would say something like that and mean it.

There are two types of idiot in this story: those who pay real money so they can more easily “pwn noobs” in some video game and those who care that those idiots are wasting money.

I occasionally go to Metacritic because it’s a convenient place to find multiple reviews written by sites I trust. Having followed PC Gamer, GameSpot, etc for years, I know how their opinions align with mine, and that is useful. It wouldn’t ever occur to me to read user reviews.

In my mind, I’ve already stolen the last line of this article, claimed it’s mine, said it to all my friends, and now rule the world. Love it!

I didn’t think of CR. I read dozens of reviews, test drove many cars, talked to mechanics, friends, and engineers. I examined depreciation numbers, total cost of ownership, and a dozen other factors. Then I bought a Taurus because the interior lighting can be set to any of a dozen different colors.

How in blazes do we have so much Zelda footage on YouTube if they only now added the ability to record 30 seconds of video? I searched for this literally earlier today and couldn’t figure out how to word it to get an answer.

Please tell me the system uses the entire vertical dimension if no border is selected. And also that the built in borders do. And that those pictured above are just a bizarre joke.

There is no bad reason to not have a child but there are many bad reasons to have one, like ‘wanted someone to fetch me beer’ or ‘nailed my sister before condoms had been invented’.

Then the “tree stars, bitch” meme went viral and only twelve AVClub readers knew what the heck it meant.

This can’t possibly be true.

I wouldn’t be true to myself if I didn’t question the wording of this headline. Should it not say it now ‘helps’ you find lost controllers? It wasn’t preventing that before. I know, I know, “Expecting professional writers to word things so they make sense makes you a pedantic jerk.” Still.

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Nobody is this stupid, so you are obviously writing satire. Clever! This is obviously a scathing indictment on how thieving pirates try to talk themselves around their degenerate thieving. Be careful, though. People who steal and think it’s okay are often crazy and will fly off the handle if anyone challenges their…

Presumably, the expedition kit on Han’s tauntaun had a shelter — other survival gear, too.

Yes. Reason one million I don’t play online games.