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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

I expected the reasoning to be that leaving them up all day, perhaps 100 days a year if you live in a northern state, would stretch the spring and reduce the contact force, reducing their effectiveness.

I play first person games with the left stick for aiming and invert the Y axis. The explanation for that is obvious - I’m left-handed and, like Luke, invert because that’s how flight simulators do it. Third person, however, I use the right stick to control the camera and I invert both X and Y. In my mind, I am

He’s pointing out that certain behaviors are likely to result in a potentially fatal confrontation with police. Illegal behaviors. Behaviors no thinking person would defend. Is the problem that everyone should already know this and that mentioning it is superfluous?

We have lots of weird laws in the US.

Just download the plans and make one with your 3D printer. 

I find myself wondering how they all found someone who was literate, could operate a computer, and was willing to repeat such moronic tripe for this comment section. I wouldn’t have thought that Venn diagram had any overlaps.

I very much agree with the sentiment, but that’s not how fines work.

I am finally beginning to understand why people mock and abuse Tesla vehicles and owners - there really are people out there who are that stupid. This comment section has made that clear. Wow. Attacking someone for an innocuous web article because it seems to marginalize a regressive lifestyle... rednecks really are

Faster than a Windows 7 computer connecting to an external hard drive.

The "Force" in Star Wars is a proper noun and should be capitalized.

He used the phrase “going forward”. He’s clearly an idiot and anything he says is dumb.

The aversion to those terms is a curiosity. I can’t figure out why anyone would care how someone else characterizes their relationship with a pet. How does it directly affect the person bothered by it?

Are we doing corrections now? Sweet! It’s just... almost every sentence of almost every comment needs help. Don't think there is enough time to fix them all.

Dog people: Fuck cats!

I am not exaggerating. I am certain I will never forget that anecdote and I would probably scream in horror continuously until my death had that been done to my car.

I admire your restraint. I probably would have called for an airstrike.

Dan the Man never said she mentioned it in this post. Maybe he’s continuing a conversation he had with her over coffee this morning. Or one with an empty chair over vodka last night.

If I understand the rest of the comments here, I believe they should apologize to the lawnmower if awakened by it.

I assume the rock was in imperfect tool for with to transfer this child’s imagination to those gleaming canvases of gloss. It should apologize, too, if our civilization deserves to continue.