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If riding a bus is Nirvana to you, I... that is such an insane, disgusting, foreign thought that I cannot compose a cogent metaphor. You understand this website is intended primarily for motorists, right? Pushing public transportation is only going to make normal people dig in against you.

In almost 100% of automobile crashes, a speed differential is the cause. Police officers will usually tell people to drive the same speed as surrounding traffic. It sounds odd because we’re conditioned to think of cops as pedantic, mindless tools of a black and white legal system, but their primary duty is public

Two DUI’s what? How can a DUI own something? Hmm, since you have two DUIs and are thereby a goddamn idiot, I suppose it’s also likely you don’t understand one of the most vary basic rules of English; apostrophes are not to be used to indicate plurality. Moron.

Oddly? It’s a video game, not a spreadsheet. I'm not using a controller to compose this exasperated reply. Is that odd?

It is bizarre to read an article about this and see no mention of the movies. I guess I’m just that old, but The Cannonball Run is a bad movie with Burt Reynolds and Jackie Chan first, and real-life idiot morons trying to kill themselves and others second.

The final words of the quote in question make it clear the organization will not recognize a car as “historic” while it uses an electric motor. 

Ah. That would be true had you punctuated it correctly. Without a comma between the words, we have an adjective followed by a noun. As written, the phrase presents a tiger that is easy. Think, type, read, publish.

They ran the engines until they were out of fuel. It’s likely what we saw was the result of not all of the thrusters shutting down at the same time. Brief vectored thrust would cause a ship to tumble.

If you’re saying stealing is gross, I totally agree with you. Well said.

I do not know what “easy tiger” means. Is it a regional idiom? Family joke? Strange thing to form an entire introductory sentence out of.

Prove to whom? And why? If someone wants to spend half his yearly salary on a game, who's to stop him? It seems foolish, probably to most people, but it sounds like you're proposing someone with legal authority be tasked to ensure the player isn't overspending on something he enjoys. That's not how freedom works.

Assuming the guy isn’t the victim of unauthorized use of his device...

Five words: sentenced to be a butler.

My brother and I bought this game shortly after it was released and had the Nintendo Power Strategy Guide Nintendo published for this very reason. It was the size of a typical coffee table book and included what sure looked like a hand-drawn map of the entire game. I think it had the energy tanks, but I don’t remember

I’ve lived in Minnesota most of my life, both in the Cities and up north. The “Minnesota” accent is a myth. There is a “Range” accent (Iron Range), but so few have it that you’ve just about got to go into an outfitter well north of Duluth to find one.

I’ve developed an impression that Webster’s is the worst major dictionary when addressing language drift. While it is sensible to adapt to some changes, such as the introduction of new words like ‘laser’ and ‘internet’, adjectives are the color of what we say and as we homogenize them, our pallet fades.

I just started this last Friday and am having fun. You referred to your character as male several times and that got me wondering about something. Why do most people, presumably mostly males, choose a male character when given the choice? I’ve always used females because they’re more interesting narratively, are more

It is insanely common.

Interesting. That one doesn’t bother me because I have always interpreted the use, like in “insanely good”, to be a deliberate exaggeration to make a point. In this case, there is no reappropriation of a word, just a novel use of an existing one.

Yes, and if everyone is special, no one is.