It’s been years but Hereditary still lives rent free in my head.

There has been an awakening. 

“I’m in no way defending horrible people”
*proceeds to simp for horrible people*

Is Woke in the room with you right now?

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boobs have entered the chat

My only complaint with the series is they didn’t keep Clark’s magical girl transformation. Cowards. 

Hell yes I can finish my Command & Conquer Collection

You make money by selling all your things and not paying the people that made those things.

Now, I don’t want to wish physical harm on a person because that’s wrong and also bad karma and also maybe illegal? But I hope this piece of shit’s pillow is constantly warm and moist for the rest of his vampiric life.

If you told me that’s how they shot the fight scene in They Live I’d believe you.

Grok has become too woke and he needs help rebooting it.

Best and most qualified? That’s a funny way to spell “people that barely graduated high school”

I’ve been taking him seriously. I love the fact that when he wants to he can be a legitimate professional actor but he’d rather just fuck around and make silly movies with his friends.