I asked for this, but then got fucking monkey paw’d. Daft Punk left and Leto joined.

Yeah, it plays out mostly like I’d expect a Wonka themed thing to go. Ignoring the fact this wasn’t scam from the get go it’s still incredibly ambitious for a pop up. Who read this and thought yeah this is how its going to play out?

I dunno, this all sounds like shit Elon would do. I wouldn’t rule him out just yet.

Out of all of the many many policy violations going on, this is the one they try to fix.

If you’re not buying your kids the battlepass do you even really love them?

That was your first mistake, gamers are never happy.

You know those cellphones they market to kids that can only call and have no apps? The Xphone can only install X.

Give me some Speed Racer movie shit.

As I’ve said before, the first 99% of level is this relaxing joy of a game and the last 1% is just pure rage.

We live in a world where there are people that think the moon landing was a hoax and the world is flat. The general public thinking ‘you made that ghost shit up’ seems plausible. 

steam page says theres at least partial controller support. buy it and if partial isnt good enough refund it and wait i guess

I assume they fall apart as soon as you touch them like that episode of the Simpsons with Bart’s knockoff sneakers.

I find them crying about ownership to be just delicious. 

My favorite part was Ang reminding the Earth Benders they had the power to bend earth while they were standing on earth.

I would watch a movie about the Spider-Women, but not like this, still has to be better than Morbius though.
I’M MORBIN OUT
I MUST NEVER MORB OUT AGAIN
SOME ONE ELSE IS MORBING OUT I MUST MORB OUT TO STOP THEM
CREDITS
UNNECESARY POST CREDITS SCENE

I played a bit of it and initially I liked it but it quickly went from cozy to me screaming “what do you want me to do”

It probably didn’t help that Gaming Websites had multiple articles “What does this mean?” “Is this the end of the xbox?” “What comes next?” So instead of a simple press statement they now had to go and put out fires they didn’t start.

You mean random weirdos on the internet were wrong when they said they were done making xboxs? Shocking.