Im just gonna blame the guy that posted scat in every Jez article.

Even the crypto bros in the comments are back, everything old is new again.

Now, I don’t want to make sweeping generalizations but allow me a minute to make sweeping generalizations.

Only an absolute fucking idiot read “ Some MS games going multiplatform” and thought “THEY’RE GONNA STOP MAKING CONSOLES”

They ate a devil fruit.

Square: Stop calling this a Splatoon clone.
*game releases*
Square: Please call this a Splatoon clone.

Is Kevin Hart the free space on the Beef Bingo Board?

I would please like one order of Dead Rising set on a mega cruise ship.

There’s already Fox Nation. 

Time to rewrite the character

You should probably get out
Get out
Get out now
Get the fuck out
Why the fuck are you still here
You died.

Incognito mode is to keep your family from learning the weird shit you do or the dumb things you don’t want to skew your recommendations. 

I often find myself saying lexus in every day conversation. 

You can play gacha games spending exactly 0 dollars. 

Elon Musk has entered the chat

Do you know if they’re hiring? 

I’d like to think that but Vince helped Jimmy Snuka get away with murder  and Vince is way richer now than he was then. I think best case scenario is him still rich as fuck just living out of the way somewhere.