If nothing else, he has less people that will tell him No

The whales have it it too good for too long. Put the fear of man back in em.

Arm some of our drones with really big butterfly nets and catch em. You know where I live NSA, I expect a check for this brilliant plan.

Hey now, Elon didn’t get rich by giving things away for free.

He got rich because his daddy is rich and then used that money to slap his name on other peoples good ideas.

I’ve never been more happy to have crippling anxiety and agoraphobia

Some would say thats still too much Florida. 

“Unions and illegal immigrants are what’s killing our economy but Kamala hates the UAW not me”

Just rename Mars to New Australia. 

If News Radio never got made Phil Hartman would still be alive and nobody would know Rogan. Just throwing that out there to anyone with a magic lamp.

House Flipper

On it. 

Are we sure those two astronauts don’t have some sort of witch’s curse at this point?

If the back seats shakin’ you best be brakin’.

zombies lack the fine motor skills to peel an orange, its totally safe.

I’m more amused by all the commentors freaking out about the naming like Jalopnik would have the exclusive story that we’ve gone to full blown nuclear war.

The only person allowed to get off Vance’s couch is Vance.

I have family members that are both well off and smart, so logically being well off they were die hard republicans. That got them in the cult, then Jan 6th and him stealing classified documents happened and they agreed that was a bad thing and with Desantis running got them out of the cult, then little florida bitch…

That is her “please feel sorry for me” face and she has 100% practiced it.