It wasn’t even a driving course, it was just flat out normal school, probably middle, but there was an educational video with car crashes and a dudes head straight up through the windshield with Phil Collins-In the Air Tonight playing in the background and I still think about that shit whenever I hear that song.

sure they do, champ

He’s playing 4D Chess but entered a Checkers tournament.

‘Any Place, Any Time, Any Rules’

Can that be considered a legally binding contract and Zuck attacks him back stage with a steel chair like its Monday night Raw?

OK hear me out, next hurricane we just let Florida and Texas go, they’ve have a good run, let nature take it back.

Under a bridge is too nice, let him live out of a Cybertruck

What about festering pile of waste stuffed in to a sausage casing that vaguely resembles a human shape?

It amuses me that they took comments from us on Kotaku because we were giving them shit about the new “stick to guides” mandate and since then there’s barely been any guides.

You lost them right there.

I don’t remember who had the idea, but it was a tv show where cops are forced to work a retail job and we can count how many times they reach for the gun they no longer have.

“I see that you were fired from your last job.”

There’s a lot of “But why” going on in that gif but is that a half ass battering ram for a bumper?!

This weird little guy, though part of that may be it was my first Detroit Auto Show

Please let history repeat itself. 

They could have called it Bad Boys 4 Life but they just had to go and fuck it up with movie 3's title.