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Phil
infernophil

“Fiat Chrysler has many talents:”

Those Sony headphones are great. I use them daily, and they’re perfect for flights. They’re on sale at Costco for $170 starting May 1

Those Sony headphones are great. I use them daily, and they’re perfect for flights. They’re on sale at Costco for

CS with a power rear shade? Sounds like a case of multiple personality disorder. 

I use those mason jars for cold brew. 

I use those mason jars for cold brew. 

The PT Cruiser was definitively the best starting car in Grand Turismo 3, based on specs alone. Alternatively, you could have selected a Miata if you had common sense, taste, or a brain.

The lead janitor at my high school drove a purple PT with bold flames on the side. She was very proud of it. 

Agreed. I bought a similar kit from harbor freight. Got what I paid for.

Agreed. I bought a similar kit from harbor freight. Got what I paid for.

You listed a lot of things that California doesn’t inspect. They really only care about emissions. And it’s not even technically the state that cares... it’s the California Air Resource “Board.” Whatever that means. Not a state agency, but far-reaching with the ability to control on and off-road motoring. 

For the person who invented laggy DCTs and decided they need to be in everything, I just have some... questions that I was gonna ask. [long pause] Umm, who do you think you are? Umm... What gives... What... What gives you the right? 

Aston Martin would like to have a word

Take the 370Z off life support? Think about the bros, man!

All of the other characters are great. There have just been too many episodes that focus on Bortus’ vices. We get it, he’s flawed, move on. 

I’m more ok with a dealer listing outrageously high prices than Fayetteville Hyundai bundling two discounts into their advertised price. If you’re not a Hyundai-driving service person then you don’t qualify. Is this normal?

A lifted Golf with a bed... do we call it a Truckover?

An old guy from church has a very clean C6. His pride-and-joy modification is the chrome piece between the two sets of exhaust pipes.

Good gif. I can’t stand his character though. He’s the anti-Worf.

I’d rather walk. 

Hmmm... still needs more upright position: 2021 will be Segway scooters

Because there’s nothing sport bike riders like to do more than ride at very slow speeds. 🙄

What if I say “Pretty Please”?