absolutely weimar

Ford Focus, is that you?

Take away the badge and you couldn’t convince me that you’d know it was a BMW. It’s a weird looking machine and I don’t like it.

Living in Texas, sunroofs are overrated. We have one in the WRX and the shade is closed 99% of the time. It’s too hot to leave unshaded or open, lets in extra wind noise when the shade is open, and most importantly, robs you inches of head space which is an issue for me when wearing a helmet. Not issues for you, just…

This Phil approves.

holy shit this is hilarious looking 

Before I read this pile of shit from Bradley Brownell, I’m going to go ahead and make an educated guess that he’s going to wax on about how AMAZING this bike is and how it’s EVERYTHING AND MORE.

One Data point does not reverse  a trend line https://www.statista.com/statistics/252220/worldwide-motorcycle-retail-sales-of-harley-davidson/

They will, give ‘em a chance

17% decline in sales does not indicate growth

How are they going to fuck it up. Same question I ask of every new Harley.

What do I want to know? Harley Davidson: how is this still a thing?

Glad to see some justice for white collar crimes that hurt blue collar workers. Could have tacked on a few more years, considering the number of zeros on that laundering amount.

Only 30 months jail sentence with reduction possible? Where can I sign up to launder and gain millions and only lose 2.5 years of my life?

I saw a Chiron on the road in Texas (between Houston and Waco)! It was fun explaining to my 5-year-olds that it’s the fastest car in the world.

Moved from Pittsburgh to Houston this year (against my wishes). Can confirm that Houston drivers are absolutely the worst. I would rather drive 20 miles in Los Angeles than 1 mile in Houston. The drivers pay no attention to lane lines, particularly around corners. And using your blinker is an invitation for a Nissan…

Texas is insane. The people there drive like literal insane people. They don’t understand right of way, they don’t understand looking before you do something. The police also barely enforce traffic laws. This is backed up by someone working insurance. It’s just a never-ending stream of people aggressively merging into…

Even The Doctor gets sick sometimes. Hope he has a quick and full recovery.

Mine are frustrating because they should be simple (like 5 minutes total job simple).

And if the replacement alternator doesn’t fix that specific problem, don’t be too quick to explore other options. I wasted a lot of time troubleshooting various other electrical issues only to find out that the replacement alternator I received was defective.