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We locked eyes on I-95. The moment we shared has changed me forever. I was so moved by your gaze that I spilled my supersize fries, but, fortunately, the layer of cat hair on my sweatpants collected most of the grease.

“And because of instinct and my experience on the road, I was able to at least save their lives.”

I live in Bakersfield. So our town’s claim-to-fame is that Keanu accidentally landed here. Nice.

Oh, a new Q5. 

This post. This post, right here, officer.👆👮

FZ-10R looks better

Don’t ask for an electric retro reboot. Otherwise we’ll end up with another CVX -> CVZ fiasco. 

Let’s get you out of the gray. Because this is nuts. 

Wait. You’re serious. 

Downshift Blue is the same as Nautical Blue. Change my mind.

I attended a talk with Temple Grandin where she explained this problem a few weeks ago. It could be remedied by installing an alert light that the Anti Stall Sensor is going off. She got a good laugh about needing an A.S.S. light. The pilots could then deactivate the ASS and pull up as needed to avoid crashing. 

I don’t want to click on that link because I don’t want Facebook and Google ads to show me Mopar crap for a month. 

A $2000 motor in a $3000 car doesn’t sum to $40,000. 

My starting bid is $420

r/gatekeeping

I rented a Versa once. It was a sunny weekend. I flipped open the visor to help block the sun. Bump. The visor collided with the rear view mirror, knocking it 30 degrees off kilter. Everything in it worked. That’s a loose definition of “worked.” It was misery on 4 wheels.

IIT: Legal? Yes. Smart? No.

I remember that infuriating fee. I had a 4G-capable phone (Evo 4) and paid for the capability, despite three fact that there wasn’t 4G service within 500 miles.

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