Canyoneroooooo

So much winning. 

Neutral drop: Not enough “real people” ads

GM: We need to close plants or we’ll die  

She’s right you know dot jpeg 

Good on aftermarket support and automatic? What kind of enthusiast are you?

Fight to sink the entire ship instead of dropping an anchor. It’s what unions do best.

All that work and you’re still just driving an Encore.

My avatar is me with that truck!

Relatable 

There are certain things that I wouldn’t trust my life with at 150 mph. One of which is anything engineered or manufactured in Tawain.

Not just cool, tacticool. 

Not just cool, tacticool. 

Gross. I would be livid. I’m not a dog fan and hate the smell of their crap. 

Too little, too late. 

Ah, the old late-night-talk-show-host-a-roo. Hold my controversial monologue, I’m going in.

My wife’s grandpa. A few years ago while riding with him, he blew through a stoplight without even noticing. About 2 months ago the same thing happened and he got t-boned. 

Counterpoint: Nissan is crap. 

It’s not a five figure car. I’ll go so far as saying no Neon was ever a five figure car, even new. Change my mind. 

Cringey is more like it. 

Just blur them out so you can’t see them, like OP did