My sister was about 6 and somehow for unknown reasons made the statement that squirrels do not have ears. She refused to be corrected. When my mother pointed out a squirrel in the yard and the ears, she declared them air holes, clearly knowing she was wrong, but refusing to give in. The Trump Administration reminds of…

I assume Johnny Depp financed this so he could say he wasn’t in the worst movie version and be technically correct.

Watch out for Al Capone, kid, he’s a baddie!

Trump can’t read, just saying.

Spicer was undoubtedly offered the choice of read to the kids or The Bunny Suit Again.

Elmo is wearing a “PBS kids” button. He traditionally doesn’t. Donald recently cut funding to PBS.

A. That kid is rocking his look, including the socks.

Trump is like a reverse-werewolf; he needs to be surrounded by gold at all times or else he dies.

Can’t wait for Trump to tell us that “nobody knew” why we don’t let US presidents ride in fucking open cars. And then that Kennedy is doing a great job and being recognized more and more.

I will say that Tiffany’s hair looks great. Maybe they upgraded her blowout budget as a condition of her appearance.

He’s already taken a golden undercarriage ride. So why not??

Look, I like Spicer about as much as the next person on this site but at least he read to the kids. In the past it would have been the President and the First Lady to do the honors. Trump couldn’t even be bothered. So, I know that’s a pretty low bar but this is the Trump’s administration. Not being a hat tossing…

also that idiot signed a hat for a kid and threw that hat into the public, he made a kid cry.

Holy Cow.. Is Spicer really reading a book called “How to Catch the Easter Bunny?” Is it a one page book where the only instruction is “Call ICE.”?

Pictured: Melania Trump blowing her safety whistle as a known sexual predator approaches.

The Easter Egg Roll is a public event, so to go you have to be a member of the public who wants to go. It’s not a huge surprise that the people who want to go to the Trump Family Easter Egg Roll are pretty white.

Usually they give tickets to DC area school kids but from one account I read that didn’t happen this year.

Wow, I wonder how many unpaid interns toiled under pain of death so “Melania” could “pull this off?”

His failure to put his hand over his heart, the most basic of political showmanship is anther display that the only thing that runs through his mind is: ME ME ME MEM MEM ME GROPE IVANKA MEME MEME ME

Did it give you vibes? Were they “island vibes,” maybe, even?