I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

Yesterday I came home from work so exhausted. Kids gets in from the bus stop and I say “FYI, everything on the evening scheduled will be moved up one and a half hours early today. We will be in bed having quiet time by 7. If you disturb me, there will be a loss of privileges.”

Everything Is Free will win. How can anything left beat that?

The only thing surprising about this story is that he did anything at all for the non-Ivanka daughter.

Smallpox Blankets? (I know, different history)

You just want to say, “Really?”

As a teacher this baffles me. How could anyone think that this was a good idea?!

He was making acid wash jeans.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

I’m no big defender of W, but that was the one thing that made me happy on inauguration day. That man’s parents were BOTH in the hospital, he had to be at an event for a man he likely hates, that spent a year denigrating his brother. I felt like he was goofing off trying to just get through what seemed like an…

Now I need to which one he would’ve lost.

Get your clutching pearls ready!

The candlestick is not gay. He is British.

was it the dead eyes of the live girls that tipped the scales?

something fishy about it

I was sure it would be a flop! Guess they schooled me!

That calendar turned out swimmingly.

I Yet Again Was Not Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar, But I Was Sent One