Something tells me he wasn’t making 10MM a year as a broadcaster. Once the raiders give him the boot in two years he has his 8 more years and 80MM left to lie low and wait for his chance pop up again.

It really takes concentrated effort to keep a team this bad in the NFL. They’ve had 13 first round picks in 7 years, but somehow haven’t won a game since 2016.

You have to get oiled up for the after picture if you want people to notice your transformation from 14 to 12.5! percent body fat.

The margins on dirty deals must be so good they don’t need to create repeat business. Suppose someone made 2k on a 30k sale legitimately. Now imagine that same sale marked up to 40k after shady dealer financing and warranties. You’d have to make 5 more good faith sales to make up that margin.

Thank goodness we have these upstanding dealerships to shelter us poor consumers from the unscrupulous auto manufacturers!

Maybe it was someone else’s hot take but I swear you were calling that series a blowout based on point differential a couple of weeks ago.

I’m betting Leonard refuses a physical and the trade falls through

For people who are eating enough every day, their workout and meal timing has almost no effect on fat and muscle loss. It takes more than a night’s sleep to deplete your bodies energy stores enough that it starts breaking down muscle and fat.

Missed opportunity for #ColangelOUT

Color is a social construct

Today I learned why all my woke friends on FB are plugging crypto

This isn’t really a good example because it uses a fish eye lens. The lens makes it look like you can see the curvature of the earth from 5' off the ground.

500kg here we come

This, but unironically

This inspires me to ask for a “Nolan Dozen” of eggs next time I’m at the market

Apparently spewing terrible/hateful takes non-stop is a surefire way to get out of the greys. Who knew?

If you have a national championship bonus in your contract it makes sense to payout if you go 13-0. What more could you do?

I too remember being a kid

Isaac Newton is not Elite.