I use this CONSTANTLY.

When you go to church or get married, you stand at the altar. ALTAR. When you change something or get your dog neutered, you use alter.

I like it as revenge for some fancy Taco Bell Cantina taking over a spot that had been serving authentic Mexico City food for 30+ years in Tempe. 

I’m with Bill - I have *never* seen canned mushrooms on a Sonoran dog. Don’t fear, gringos. Order one and have your life transformed. 

Mr Google tells me that might be Bagel Gourmet. If the one on Ray is The Nosh (once Bagel Nosh), that place is awesome. Really great people, too. 

How are they not jumping on the Lent train and promoting the heck out of this? Did they back-order extra tuna salad to get through first?

What’s your AZ bagel joint of choice? We like Bagel Man but I’m wondering if you’re pointing toward Chompie’s. 

Yeah, I was once attacked by a red chile pork burrito in a misguided attempt to eat it on the road. I was ok but my shirt was a loss. 

Yeah, I was thinking I could just walk up and order the $3 puck of cheese and eat that by itself. 

I’m here for this idea. 100%

Why would you bother to get Billie Ellish for the song and make it the same generic-sounding 007 song we always get? Her strength is the way she layers sounds and melodies, and this is just... blah. 

WDF: “Anyone who thinks like that is a moron!”

I judge all other depictions of Bane against the character in Secret Six. That’s why I was so disappointed with his portrayal in the Nolan movie, and honestly in most other forms of media.

That’s what was so great about Poison Ivy trying to warn Harley away from the Queen of Fables. There’s a gulf between bad/selfish/chaotic and plain evil. That was such a heartfelt speech.

The show is fun as hell, too. I didn’t expect to like it when I read about their weird take on King Shark, but somehow it works because it’s so over the top. I can’t believe how much I like sad sack Bane.

I was going to show off my big boi Shamus, but sadly I can’t attach a photo because I’m perpetually in the greys. 

The meat one. 

Simply Heinz is made with sugar instead of corn syrup and I find I like it much better. 

Arizona tomatoes are wet garbage and don’t taste like anything. At least ketchup has some flavor. I usually use the trifecta (mayo, mustard, ketchup) on my burger unless A1 is available to sub for ketchup. Hot dogs, on the other hand, are mustard-only. 

Yes, it’ll destroy you, but in a good way. I recommend watching it when you need a good cry. Stock up on tissues.