Dang, Arizona doesn’t even get an option. Chimichangas and fajitas would be hard to translate to a hat, so we’d probably end up with some taquitos or something. 

I mix Rosita’s spicy jalapeno refried beans with the juice of one lime, a good dash of Tapatio sauce, and some cream cheese (maybe a tablespoon or two?) and it’s killer bean dip.

When we lived in Wisconsin, we went grocery shopping during Packers games and had the place to ourselves. 

One of these restaurants just opened (after lengthy construction) in Tempe. I’m not sure whether I should go to support the poor franchisee who’s stuck with this dud, or if I should stay away so Burgerim doesn’t make any money off of me. 

That’s also the reason that the virtual reality in the Matrix was miserable - humans rejected a perfect utopia. 

Lamingtons are the best things ever, so I will check this out. Allison, feel free to do a column about making them - I tried once and still haven’t gotten over the trauma enough to try again. It’s the dipping in chocolate and then rolling in coconut that got me - I ended up with big globs of chocolate and coconut and…

I tried to start a nomination, but the form is locked to users in your organization.

I assumed they were passing it around between Janets while the Judge was distracted, to ensure that the last Janet standing would have it. 

Looks like the various potato options at Ruth’s Chris are between $10-12. The Lobster Mac & Cheese is $20, but at least that includes a protein. Straight potato for $19 is just beyond me. 

I didn’t see the water on the posted menu, but wowza. 

$19 for a side of mashed potatoes?! 

Flaming Hot stuff is terrible. True story: the other day I saw a pile of what looked like radioactive poop on the sidewalk. When I got closer, I could tell that it was a pile of spilled Flaming Hot Cheetos puffs. I worried about the pigeons for a second, but then realized they were giving it a wide berth. They knew…

I would love something super hot served with a ranch dip, but the most likely outcome is flaming hot Cheetos. 

I drove by a fine example of his artwork on my way to work today. It’s definitely there. 

Right now, Arizona is in national news for Penis Man and for Rep. Paul “Nobody said it wasn’t Photoshopped” Gosar. I’m much less ashamed of Penis Man. 

I’m still making my way through Horizon: Zero Dawn. I know that the next big battle is the last one, so I’m kind of dragging my feet on it (uh, maybe I should go get all of the full suns from the hunting grounds, etc.). I started it, then did some research that suggested the story makes more narrative sense if you do…

Odds are that the bulldog in the sweater is bete noir and the one getting hugged is creme brulee. Fuzzball looks like a Qin to me. 

I thought you were doing the first line of his song, which is literally, “The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat.”

I think you’ll find that the Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat.

Honestly, I’d rather see Cats (terrible in a fascinating way) than Star Wars (terrible in a boring way), and that feeling just gets stronger as I read more and more reviews.