YES YES YES

It’s just the second episode! There’s plenty of time to get further into Black Krrsantan and his badassery. And potentially some of his other contacts could show up, *cough* Doctor Aphra *cough*

Never apologize for loving Jupiter Ascending!

One of those things in life that you shouldn’t look up, because you’re going to get disappointed. 

Right, don’t blame me for this mess. 

Why are we still crapping on Mata Hari, after all this time? She was a scapegoat.

I thought it was another clever way to use as many cast members as possible in a short sketch (see: Christmas cards, audition tape sketches, etc).

* Melania takes notes, orders Peloton*

Or if your guest goes into anaphylactic shock, you have failed. They outright didn’t serve one person with allergies, but they fed another one food that they were allergic to. And yes, she called in advance to notify them of the issue. That’s dangerous and wrong, not performance art. 

Two Words: Bathroom breaks.

I think the early dates were test shows?

That was actually one of his jokes. “I think this is the first time a person has announced ‘We’re having a baby!’ to *mixed reviews*.”

We saw him in Phoenix and that description from Vulture is accurate. It was incredibly funny, but when telling people about the material later, they would get this horrified look on their face. I’d be trying to explain, “No, it was the way he did it, I swear, it was hilarious.”

I eat meat but I’m trying to phase it out of my diet. I’d rather just eat a vegetarian meal than eat a highly-processed commercial meat substitute. Part of the appeal of going vegetarian or vegan is eating healthy whole foods and reducing my carbon footprint, and I just don’t buy that Impossible Burgers accomplish…

Jupiter Ascending has caused more head-shaking disagreement in our household than any other film, except maybe Southland Tales. I love them both. Heavens, I know they aren’t GOOD movies, but they fizz with raw potential. I want to know more about the world and how it became that way. I guess I’m just a sucker for…

I feel super sad for you, since you have cut yourself off from such delightful experiences. 

Based on this article, I bought some Hi-Chew to give out this year. I was a little doubtful because they seemed kind of obscure (I’d only seen them in comic shops and World Market), but the kids went nuts. One girl went running back to her parents yelling, “She’s got HI CHEW!” Thanks, will do this again next year!

And he stuffed his coffin with Oreos and Pedialyte to keep Guillermo alive.

I got a membership specifically to get 2 pairs of glasses there. It was cheaper even when I added in the cost of membership. 

Fried bean burritos. They were super cheap and came hot in a white paper bag. If you buy a super super cheap pizza from the frozen food aisle, you can kind of replicate the pizza experience, but I’ve never recaptured the fried burrito magic.